ever pissed the bed?

Murdoc said:
with a girl in it... or if youre a girl, with a guy in it?
well i have and it was fucking great. we were at her house in san diego and after a shitfaced drunken night made some good lovin. at like 3am i wake up soaked. yes, i pissed in HER bed. lol. i was in shock. i got up and was like "fuck, should i leave, or try to play it off... or what?".
so, heres what i did: i got a towel and soaked it up as best i could, THEN i poured beer over the pissed on area. GENIUS!!! when she eventually woke up i just told her that i spilled beer on her bed. and she bought it. yes. yes. yes.
and yes, i still see her pretty often :D
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I havent...but Ive had a guy do it with me in bed....when he woke up hes like it was from me sweating...but umm if thats the case why did it start at the crotch of his pants? THough he claimed at the time...it doesnt smell like pee at all...though anyone knows if you drink enough its not going to smell like pee. Needless to say i made him wash everything...while I was taking a hot shower....I think it took me forever to sleep in the same bed as him again after hard drinking...though to this day he will deny that he peed in bed.

Murdoc said:
i knew it. theres no such thing as a virgin anymore. not trying to sound like an asshole, but girls these days are sluts. not saying that you are, but just in general.
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:wtf: sorry but I take offense at that comment...and you do sound like an asshole with it
 
Pudding Time said:
Once back in high school, I went drinking at this chicks house with a few other people. Late that night we all passed out from drinking waaaaaaaay too much. I woke up from sleeping face down on the carpet, staggered around a bit before I found the toilet room. Did my deed, came out and closed the door. My buddy was standing there, he said "Dude, that wasn't the toilet."
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Kat said:
I havent...but Ive had a guy do it with me in bed....when he woke up hes like it was from me sweating...but umm if thats the case why did it start at the crotch of his pants? THough he claimed at the time...it doesnt smell like pee at all...though anyone knows if you drink enough its not going to smell like pee. Needless to say i made him wash everything...while I was taking a hot shower....I think it took me forever to sleep in the same bed as him again after hard drinking...though to this day he will deny that he peed in bed.
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One time, when I woke up in the middle of the night, I was a victim of being farted on by my ex. Since then, I have slept with my own blanket.
 
Murdoc said:
i knew it. theres no such thing as a virgin anymore. not trying to sound like an asshole, but girls these days are sluts. not saying that you are, but just in general.
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Just because some girls allowthemselves to stoop to that level doesn't mean that the rest of the woman population doesn't take pride in themselves.

Elle Estoopidez said:
I certainly think that most teens are sluts nowadays. It's really sad to see these kids on Myspace posing in slut ass clothing and they're only 14 or something.
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Yeah that is sad seeing people my own age act like that
 
It was a joke, but "homo" is younger than me and has been around the block more than my two hands put together.
 
Kat said:
sorry edited to fix to cant without thinking/asking...if you want me to change it back let me know :) I noticed youve been adding in posts to fix words before...so i did it without thinking :) sorry again
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lmaooooo. I did the "u" on purpose. It's totally OK, though. Too funny!
 
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