ever pissed the bed?

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Murdoc

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with a girl in it... or if youre a girl, with a guy in it?
well i have and it was fucking great. we were at her house in san diego and after a shitfaced drunken night made some good lovin. at like 3am i wake up soaked. yes, i pissed in HER bed. lol. i was in shock. i got up and was like "fuck, should i leave, or try to play it off... or what?".
so, heres what i did: i got a towel and soaked it up as best i could, THEN i poured beer over the pissed on area. GENIUS!!! when she eventually woke up i just told her that i spilled beer on her bed. and she bought it. yes. yes. yes.
and yes, i still see her pretty often :D
 
One time. At Summerfest, (WI), I had way too much to drink, but still standing and coherent. The bladder wasn't cooperating though. The lines for the women's pisser was 3.5 miles long, and the men's was pretty crowded as well. I tried so hard with my vaginal muscles of steel to hold it all, but enough was enough I guess and had a warm stream fly down my leg. It was a lot, but well noticeable by my two feet, which didn't appreciate the shower on that particularly hot/humid night.

Luckily it WAS night time AND I was wearing a skirt. Good times.
 
Elle Estoopidez said:
One time. At Summerfest, (WI), I had way too much to drink, but still standing and coherent. The bladder wasn't cooperating though. The lines for the women's pisser was 3.5 miles long, and the men's was pretty crowded as well. I tried so hard with my vaginal muscles of steel to hold it all, but enough was enough I guess and had a warm stream fly down my leg. It was a lot, but well noticeable by my two feet, which didn't appreciate the shower on that particularly hot/humid night.

Luckily it WAS night time AND I was wearing a skirt. Good times.
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how YOU doin?:p
 
Elle Estoopidez said:
One time. At Summerfest, (WI), I had way too much to drink, but still standing and coherent. The bladder wasn't cooperating though. The lines for the women's pisser was 3.5 miles long, and the men's was pretty crowded as well. I tried so hard with my vaginal muscles of steel to hold it all, but enough was enough I guess and had a warm stream fly down my leg. It was a lot, but well noticeable by my two feet, which didn't appreciate the shower on that particularly hot/humid night.

Luckily it WAS night time AND I was wearing a skirt. Good times.
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Why is that oddly arousing? Im a dog...:ninja
 
Oh lordy. I'm just not that kind of girl, you know. I think I'm giving off the wrong impression.

I'm a virgin. I'm serious.
 
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