Ever have that...

There is maths behind it... if B = Bottle and H = hand then

rth6+H23/B6yht x A x D x some maths stuff + 1= Its happened to us all man...

What I like about that is the etiquette behind it. Do you fess us to your wrong deed, or pretend to take a swig, hoping no one noticed and prey you hit the right one next time?
 
Newcastle Upon Tyne... born and raised, just spending some time down here until I hear from a job in Bristol.

The formula is M = me J = job T = Time in Devon

M/3sg + h^J%34.k£ /@T2w x an egg + 4 = Why I'm in Devon, GOD knows...



(And it's spelt chalait) ;)
 
Sparkey Duck said:
Newcastle Upon Tyne... born and raised, just spending some time down here until I hear from a job in Bristol.

The formula is M = me J = job T = Time in Devon

M/3sg + h^J%34.k£ /@T2w x an egg + 4 = Why I'm in Devon, GOD knows...



(And it's spelt chalait) ;)
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Finally! Thank you... god I've never been able to spell it :mad it's suprising how stupid my family and friends are! Not one person knew how to spell it when I ask haha.

And coinsidently... I live like 10miles from Bristol =P go there quite often! What part of Bristol you heading too? And what line of work are you in?
 
I have applied to Avon and Sometset constabulary, for the higher potential scheme.. So one day I might get to arrest you :) kinky... err... I teach guitar to people with Mental health issues as well as 'norms' as they put it, and do charity work (making my CV look good)

I'll use maths to catch people, and place an empty beer can and a full one on the ground. If they pick up the empty one to drink then I would arrest them for Drunk and Disorderly.
 
Sparkey Duck said:
I have applied to Avon and Sometset constabulary, for the higher potential scheme.. So one day I might get to arrest you :) kinky... err... I teach guitar to people with Mental health issues as well as 'norms' as they put it, and do charity work (making my CV look good)

I'll use maths to catch people, and place an empty beer can and a full one on the ground. If they pick up the empty one to drink then I would arrest them for Drunk and Disorderly.
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Lol, great another copper around our parts :p hope you don't end up arresting me! Wouldn't that be something...

Yeh I definetly respect the work your doing with the Guitar and all the Charity Work! Need more people like you.

Plus you've forced atleast a smile out of me on near enough all of your posts! Your last line on pratically all your posts are humerous one's! Good Man!
 
Boomer said:
doppleganger beer? That empty can you left near your other beer that you always swoop up and try to take a swig from, only to notice that you should have grabbed the other. Mother fucker.......
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You wouldn't have this problem if you weren't slacking and double fisting like you should have.
 
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