ethug.txt

[viCkiTz]

hahaha bring it on people

That's it. I'm going to poke you in the eye with my clicker.

 

[Cotton]

You don't think I can fight dirty like a little bitch too? Are you fucking retarded? If someone tried that shit I would pick them up, slam them on their stupid fucking head. I've had people try to fight dirty, doesn't bother me. You gotta get close first. Can't gouge my eyes if every time you try to get close I hit and move. If you don't understand the technique you will just get beat up, bad. Trust me, I got my ass handed to me all the time in Thailand. But I learned from them. Oh and this isn't funny to me, this is my career. I take it VERY seriously.

 

[Peter Parka]

Talking of e-thugs, guess which former e-thug member here this is trying to spam my forum?

Anybody been to that crappy Offtopicz forum? I have and it's boring there.

 

[skyblue]

this threads funny cos its actually true

 

[DaveM]

You're All Ginger, And From France

 

[viCkiTz]

Dis Thread iz funnah, cuz itz da truff.

Fixed. :24:

 

[dt3]

:sucks:

 

[Peter Parka]

You're All Ginger, And From France

Cheese eating surrender monkeys!

 

[Cotton]

Watch yourself you little punk bitch queer beta male. Do you fucking know who you're talking to right now? God damn I bet you're some fucking skinny ass faggot who's never touched a boob in his life. You come say that sort of shit to me and I'll fuck you up three times before you hit the mother fucking ground. Don't fucking blink bitch, I'll tear your vocal cords straight out of your gaping vagina of a throat once I punch a fucking hole the size of Chine through you with my bare hands before I shove that bloody mass straight up your eurethra and clog your sperm so far back up that you'll be seeing tadpoles the rest of your life.

 

[DaveM]

haha, you all obviously have no idea who you are talking to, I don't need petty threats and trash talking, cos when the shit hits the fan, I'll be the one walking off at the end

 

[Cotton]

You. You're my fucking problem brah. You've been fucking told and you better fucking listen or you're going to end up experiencing what it feels like to litereally be fucked in the skull while every bone in your body is cracked or broken and you lay lifeless in a pool of your own blood and my cum sloshing down your eye socket.

 

[viCkiTz]

I'm reporting you to the Internet police.

 

[Cotton]

Look son, they survived alot of shit and went without knowing if they were ever going to get home. I suggest you shut the fuck up and march your little ass back into your bedroom because you're in no mans land right now. Yea, Chance traveled that shit too, but what now? Would it satisfy you to throw a sting-ray in the water they swam through? Say something, I fucking dare you.

 

[DaveM]

even with every bone broken, I could still knock your arse into oblivion

 

[viCkiTz]

All I can see you typeing is.

Blah blah blah, i'm internet hardcore.

 

[Cotton]

That being said, even in my weakened condition I would slap you like you name was Mathew Copeland and go so kung fu on your ass that it would take a small team of reconstructive surgeons to even put you back on par with the elephant man.

 

[DaveM]

hahaha, well, I would hope I would be on a par with elephant man, I would hate terribly for you to get lonely

 

[Breath]

Fo' Shizzle

 

[Cotton]

Welp I'm out of material.

 

[Breath]

Welp I'm out of material.

If you wuz half the pimp you say you are, you'd be paying me that back due child support.