Entertain me

[Ryder]

Okay sir.

*Fires and hits wang*

Look at that funny huh?

*Shoot mullet guy in the head*

 

[SammyStephens]

Okay sir.

*Fires and hits wang*

Look at that funny huh?

*Shoot mullet guy in the head*

Your turn to pick my target

 

[Ryder]

Lazy ass guy. Take him out sir.

 

[SammyStephens]

Lazy ass guy. Take him out sir.

That one is easy

*puts two foot stack of paper in inbox, waits 3 minutes till he takes his own life via paper cut to neck*

 

[Ryder]

Did you give him the pink slip sir?

 

[SammyStephens]

Did you give him the pink slip sir?

I cleaned out his desk my good man, since he was unable to do it himself.

 

[Ryder]

Give me a target sir.

 

[SammyStephens]

This cute lil guy got annoying real fast, time for you to make a belt out of his hide

 

[Ryder]

My parents have him as insurance.

*Takes out pistol and shoots Gecko*

 

[Ryder]

Yep!!

 

[satinbutterfly]

 

[Ryder]

What the hell?

 

[satinbutterfly]

lol... I'm not explaining it.

 

[Ryder]

Can you give me targets to shoot? Sammy aint replying to the thread.

 

[satinbutterfly]

Hmmm... no I'm not much for killing things, except bugs. Spiders especially. Ew.

 

[SammyStephens]

repped!!

:24::24:

Can you give me targets to shoot? Sammy aint replying to the thread.

Here yuh go



fuck the hacks

 

[Ryder]

*Grabs Winchester*

*Shoots guy in the head*

 

[SammyStephens]

*Grabs Winchester*

*Shoots guy in the head*

*puts on ammo belt and lifts .50 cal.

I need a target bro.

 

[Ryder]

Threat to the world

 

[SammyStephens]

Threat to the world

I'll just steal their flip flops, those kinds can not survive without them