Old joke but good IMO.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.
The personnel manager explains her duties and tells
her to report to work promptly at 8:00 a.m. The next
day at 8:45 a.m. there's a knock at the personnel
manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in
and starts ranting about this new employee.
He says she's incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manger
down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.
At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a
roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag
of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece
of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts
sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
After several minutes he pulls himself together,
walks over to the woman and says, "I'm sorry, I guess
you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give
Elmo two test tickles."
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.
The personnel manager explains her duties and tells
her to report to work promptly at 8:00 a.m. The next
day at 8:45 a.m. there's a knock at the personnel
manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in
and starts ranting about this new employee.
He says she's incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manger
down to the factory floor to show him the problem.
Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.
At the end of the line is the new employee. She has a
roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag
of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece
of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts
sewing the little package between Elmo's legs.
The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
After several minutes he pulls himself together,
walks over to the woman and says, "I'm sorry, I guess
you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give
Elmo two test tickles."
