Dumbasses Are Annoying

[Dodge_Sniper]

Re: RE: Dumbasses Are Annoying

I haven't been on Freaks in a loooong time. Should swing by the newly revamped VampireForums.net, though. Caelen has it looking ok...and added some of his old pals as mods once again.

Oh, and I'm about to take this one jerk-off down a few notches. Should be fun to watch.

Where were we on this again? Oh yes. People with crappy attitudes. They should be beaten until they are happier...or crap out candy like the donkey pinata...

:funnah :funnah :rofl :rofl Oh Sim, you crack me up.

 

[Sim]

If anyone finds that video of the candy-poopin' donkey pinata, please do let me know where the hell it is. I've looked for it for months now. *sighs* Only get to see it when we go to cartoon festivals...excuse me, animation expos... *coughs* (They're freakin' cartoons.)

And James...the thing is, though, that you don't have a shitty attitude (damn it, I still see the donkey having diarrhea of candy...) or personality. You're a fun guy to talk to. Whoever looks at your skinny butt and says you're too skinny for their tastes is just missing out. So that isn't YOUR problem...it is the problem of the person who disses you.

 

[BooFetus]

Sim, you are too right on the attitude thing. I have fat friends. They might not work out or anything, but they don't blame anything else either. And they don't act all bitter because of it. I won't call you fat unless you have such a shitty attitude. The friends I've got that are fat have good attitudes, therefore, I don't make fun of them or anything.
Now if you're 456 pounds and wont answer me when I tell you good morning because you think I'm making fun of you (yes I do tell everybody in the class good morning on somedays, a new student thought I was special) then that's the problem. I'll tell you "Don't get mad at me because you're huge. All I said was good morning. While you're being a stuck up jackass, go lose some weight. And go buy me a Twinkie!"

But hey, people do what they want to, not what they aught to. If you had a good attitude, I wouldn't mind sitting on the edge of the bus seat while you take up all the space. Shit, I don't like skinny people with skanky attitudes.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

:funnah :funnah :funnah :funnah :funnah :rofl :rofl wned I want a fucking Twinkie!!!

 

[sharpies]

What is a tongan?

Tonga is a group of islands in the Pacific Ocean. Surprisingly it & several other Pacific Islands share a similar philosiphy about fat people. They believe that the larger a person is, the richer they are & therefore women seek out the bigger men to marry as they will be good providers for their children.

This society right now is obsessed with weight - you can't be too thin or you can't be too fat. During the 1800's larger women were seen as sexually attractive - take a look at the artwork of the period.

I do agree on this much - I do not like people that blame everyone else for their problems.
This coffeee is too hot - sue Mcdonalds.
I eat take away food - sue the people that sold it to me.
I got drunk at your bar - sue you for selling it to me.
I got shot robbing your house - sue you for protecting your belongings.

...but I don't agree with taking all this out on fat people. There are as many thin dickheads (dumbasses) as there are fat ones.

Allan

 

[Sim]

Hey Ron...here's an article for you:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11881076/

I'll wait for discussion to begin before I add in my two cents.

 

[Hurt911gen]

i'm surprised she lived until 50 :wtf

 

[BooFetus]

Uh... No comment?

 

[Legoman]

Wow, a "belly apron" which you have to place on a table before sleep. See, now that's just ridiculous and over-the-edge, simply-put WRONG!!!

 

[Sim]

But that's how the majority of the morbidly obese have to do it. If they didn't, then they would suffocate in their sleep, either by having their chests crushed under the weight, or by it shifting in the night and suffocating themselves. Remember the story I put on here about my ex's mother's best friend? She suffocated herself in her own fat on her arm...and she was only about 250 lbs...if even that much. She had a fun attitude when she was getting attention...but should the attention shift elsewhere, then she was an overly dramatic moron who would "faint" where she stood...and if no one saw her, she'd move to another spot and do it again. *shakes head*

Know what else that belly apron stand is for? They can cut off blood supply to their lower limbs. If blood cannot circulate, guess what? Death! So they've learned a few tricks here and there to keep themselves alive for purposes still unknown...