dudes that drink

[Defiant Tuesday]

one night at a bar i had way too much to drink. Went into the mens room to piss. I was leaning on one of those metal dividers between the urinals and ripped it right out of the wall and fell right on my ass!

lol!!!

 

[NuckingFuts]

Another time in the Ukraine I was waiting for a buddy of mine to finish up with some whore at a whore house. I was on the balcony and and had to piss real bad. I checked the bathroom. Thought HELL FUCK NO am I going to use that. So I started pissing off the balcony and I heard What the fuck!!! I looked down and seen I pissed on a Marine that was headed to where we were. Yeah managed to get out of there some how without getting my ass kicked!