dudes that drink

[Dana]

Natasha inspired this thread and since this can only really happen to a guy ladies you can just read and reply.... Anyone here ever thought they were done cracking the seal and accidentally pissed on their pants in public or missed the urinal all together?

:surrender

 

[Springsteen]

I pissed all over the wall in a pub once when drunk. I was aiming for the urinal but my aim was way off. Luckily nobody else was there at the time.

 

[Dana]

I pissed all over the wall in a pub once when drunk. I was aiming for the urinal but my aim was way off. Luckily nobody else was there at the time.

:24: too funny... Were you in my restroom when i slipped on the floor and hit my head off a urinal.... That would explain things :jk (this was like 5 or 6 years ago... Got the scar as a keepsake....)

 

[Springsteen]

Lol good one.

I think that's the worst I have got....think being the operative word.

 

[Dana]

Lol good one.

I think that's the worst I have got....think being the operative word.

:24::24: oh ive got plenty of drinking stories.... i should make another thread just for that..

 

[Darrell]

Nah, I don't piss myself or on anything other than a toilet.

Though......one night in South Korea I was throwing up in a toilet at a bar, and this guy was laughing at me while pissing in the toilet next to me. As he's pissing and laughing, I tell him to fuck off, and I kick his toilet (no stalls just free standing toilets next to each other, AWKWARD). Well, it falls over and shatters on the floor, and he and I run out. We had a beer at the bar later. :24:

 

[JoeCool10]

I fell in a urinal once after a bottle of bourbon. Does that count?

 

[Dana]

LOL Close enough :24:

 

[itsmeJonB]

I pee on walls when I'm drunk in a public restroom
Dunno why but it feels right

 

[Dana]

Why do some people feel the need for public urination after a night of drinking? I've seen dudes pissing in doorways...

 

[Zorak]

Why do some people feel the need for public urination after a night of drinking? I've seen dudes pissing in doorways...

So they don't piss themselves? It's a clear danger apparently :jk

 

[PoopaSwoof]

One night many years ago,
A friend of mine came into my house dead drunk and proceeded to walk into my bedroom, open my dresser drawer and start to piss in it. I physically threw him out of the house.
There he lay in my front yard just looking up at me going WTF man.
We are still good friends.

 

[Dana]

One night many years ago,
A friend of mine came into my house dead drunk and proceeded to walk into my bedroom, open my dresser drawer and start to piss in it. I physically threw him out of the house.
There he lay in my front yard just looking up at me going WTF man.
We are still good friends.

LOL Nice!

 

[Darrell]

One night many years ago,
A friend of mine came into my house dead drunk and proceeded to walk into my bedroom, open my dresser drawer and start to piss in it. I physically threw him out of the house.
There he lay in my front yard just looking up at me going WTF man.
We are still good friends.

Damn that Cod! :24:

 

[MoonOwl]

We also had a roommate that couldn't make the toilet. It is so freaking disgusting to wake up in the morning and find the toilet rug completely saturated w/his pee yuk:mad Fucking idiot.

and no, it's not Cod. But he knows who he is....:cool

 

[Dana]

Damn that Cod! :24:

I was so gonna say this but duidn't

 

[Abcinthia]

I can remember one of my friends getting drunk, pissing in the doorway to McDonalds then used a bit of paper to wipe herself. She got a papercut in an awkward place

 

[Thornless]

I peed in a park once while walking back to my dad's from a bar.

 

[Defiant Tuesday]

I'm quite shocked, i have never peed in public drunk. :eek

 

[NuckingFuts]

One night at a bar I had way too much to drink. Went into the mens room to piss. I was leaning on one of those Metal dividers between the urinals and ripped it right out of the wall and fell right on my ass!