Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A little boy was walking down the street with a roll of duct tape when an old man saw him. The man asked, "Hey son, what do you plan on doing with that roll of duct tape?"
The kid replied, "I am going to catch some ducks, sir."
"You are not going to catch any ducks with that," the old man said.
About 20 minutes later, the boy came back with a sack of ducks.
The next day, the kid walks by with a roll of chicken wire. The old man asked, "Hey son, what do you plan on doing with the chicken wire?"
"Catch me some chickens, sir," replied the boy. The old man said, "You are not catching any chicken with that."
About 20 minutes later, the boy walked by with a sack of chickens.
The next day, the boy walked by the old man's house with a pussy willow.
The old man said, "Hey son, hold on let me get my jacket. I'm coming with you!"
The kid replied, "I am going to catch some ducks, sir."
"You are not going to catch any ducks with that," the old man said.
About 20 minutes later, the boy came back with a sack of ducks.
The next day, the kid walks by with a roll of chicken wire. The old man asked, "Hey son, what do you plan on doing with the chicken wire?"
"Catch me some chickens, sir," replied the boy. The old man said, "You are not catching any chicken with that."
About 20 minutes later, the boy walked by with a sack of chickens.
The next day, the boy walked by the old man's house with a pussy willow.
The old man said, "Hey son, hold on let me get my jacket. I'm coming with you!"
