My tummy was hurtin so I ripped this long, nasty, audible fart and now it feels allll better. Best fart I've had in a while, I tell you what. 
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right i don't know how some people can say they never fart .
Because they are liars Homer.
yeah thats what i told my wife .
+1 whenever a GF looks at me like I'm nasty when I cut one, I tell her that she should start lettin em rip.
Holding in farts is unhealthy. Hell, holding in ANYTHING is unhealthy. You'll like a long healthy life if you pee, poop, burp and fart when the urge hits you, and you always say out loud exactly what's on your mind.
Now you might live a lonely and unemployed life doing all that, but you'll at least be healthy. lol
ps clearin out a room is one of my favorite pastimes.
Holding in farts is unhealthy. Hell, holding in ANYTHING is unhealthy. You'll like a long healthy life if you pee, poop, burp and fart when the urge hits you, and you always say out loud exactly what's on your mind.
Now you might live a lonely and unemployed life doing all that, but you'll at least be healthy. lol
ps clearin out a room is one of my favorite pastimes.
Farting on a buddy's pillow on in a dogs face is mine.
oh they do their just sneaky about it.
Nothing is as instantly gratifying as a good fart...instant stomach ache relief
Im leaving outta here as quick as I came in! Gross
I was at work today and I let one of those juicy sounding ones out. It stunk so bad. This lady came up to ask where something was. I guess. She gasped. I told her well I was by myself. The whole time I was thinking What was once in my ASS is now in your lungs.:24::24::24:
haha I used to work in a small convenience store; only one employee on at a time so I had nobody else to blame. So when I saw a customer coming towards the door, I grabbed my trusty pack o matches.