Dooood

[Boomer]

My tummy was hurtin so I ripped this long, nasty, audible fart and now it feels allll better. Best fart I've had in a while, I tell you what.

 

[Homer]

right i don't know how some people can say they never fart .

 

[Boomer]

Because they are liars Homer.

 

[Homer]

yeah thats what i told my wife .

 

[s197richie]

+1 whenever a GF looks at me like I'm nasty when I cut one, I tell her that she should start lettin em rip.

Holding in farts is unhealthy. Hell, holding in ANYTHING is unhealthy. You'll like a long healthy life if you pee, poop, burp and fart when the urge hits you, and you always say out loud exactly what's on your mind.

Now you might live a lonely and unemployed life doing all that, but you'll at least be healthy. lol

ps clearin out a room is one of my favorite pastimes.

 

[Boomer]

Farting on a buddy's pillow on in a dogs face is mine.

 

[Homer]

oh they do their just sneaky about it.

 

[s197richie]

Farting on a buddy's pillow on in a dogs face is mine.

yokozuna FTW

 

[Peter Parka]

YouTube - FUNNY SONG/SLIDESHOW

 

[Maulds]

Nothing is as instantly gratifying as a good fart...instant stomach ache relief

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Im leaving outta here as quick as I came in! Gross

 

[NuckingFuts]

I was at work today and I let one of those juicy sounding ones out. It stunk so bad. This lady came up to ask where something was. I guess. She gasped. I told her well I was by myself. The whole time I was thinking What was once in my ASS is now in your lungs.:24::24::24:

 

[s197richie]

haha I used to work in a small convenience store; only one employee on at a time so I had nobody else to blame. So when I saw a customer coming towards the door, I grabbed my trusty pack o matches.