You can fall down a flight of stairs and have 7,896 splinters in your ass, but lo and behold, after doing a little "shimmy", all of the splinters fly out of your ass and you're on your way!
Then, even the guy who got the splinters, (that you shook out), in his eyeballs, he has no problems, either. He just does that cartoon shimmy and there they go a flying into the next character!
You can fill a pool with one bucket of water!
You can bake a cake with 3 ingredients and mix it with a unicycle in the bathtub, and everybe thinks this is OK.
You can get blown up with ACME brand explosives, and yet, and all you suffer is a blackened face, some ripped up clothing and some disheveled hair!
You never have to worry about having screens on your windows, because you're friends with all of the insects and birds out there. They have respect enough to knock on your door, instead of just flying in and buzzing around your head!
And even if you're a little rooadrunner, being chased by a wild and crazy coyote, you wil never be caught, because, even though you're a bird, you can outsmart his every attempt!
Then, even the guy who got the splinters, (that you shook out), in his eyeballs, he has no problems, either. He just does that cartoon shimmy and there they go a flying into the next character!
You can fill a pool with one bucket of water!
You can bake a cake with 3 ingredients and mix it with a unicycle in the bathtub, and everybe thinks this is OK.
You can get blown up with ACME brand explosives, and yet, and all you suffer is a blackened face, some ripped up clothing and some disheveled hair!
You never have to worry about having screens on your windows, because you're friends with all of the insects and birds out there. They have respect enough to knock on your door, instead of just flying in and buzzing around your head!
And even if you're a little rooadrunner, being chased by a wild and crazy coyote, you wil never be caught, because, even though you're a bird, you can outsmart his every attempt!
