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wikihow.com is your friend:D

How to Hide an Erection

As guys, we all have times when we're caught off guard with an erect member. It can be embarrassing and awkward, especially when you're a teen, or you are in an important meeting or such. Here is what you can do to avoid such embarrassing situations.
Steps

  1. Clothes are key in concealing an erection. Never wear tight clothes, or clothes that restrict movement. Jeans can be good or bad, as looser jeans tend to shield the growth, and tighter jeans accentuate it. Khaki pants are said to be good for hiding the erection, as well.
  2. Underclothes can also be a factor. As a general rule, underpants are better than boxers. However, realizing that many men prefer boxers, it is not necessary to wear underpants.
  3. Loose shirts are great if you can get away with them. If you're at school or someplace casual, use an untucked shirt at groin length to hide the erection. Sweatshirts work even better.
  4. When you can't get away with clothing, resort to dire measures! Physical barriers aid the concealment of this problem quite well. Get something between your member and the people you're around. Hiding it under a desk, putting a book in front of it (held casually with one hand, not obviously), or anything else you can think of is great for concealing it.
  5. Speaking of books, finding something to read is almost a sure-fire way to kill your woody. The more you focus on the text, the faster your stiffy will subside.
  6. Another trick is simply time. Give it time and the darned thing will go away. Don't think about it, or it'll stay longer. Think about something engrossing--sports, politics, whatever. Some people find gross things to be effective in the neutralizing of an erection. Think of that video you saw in high school "The Miracle of Birth", and you should be okay.
  7. Putting your hand in your pocket and holding your penis to the side can also help but it might hurt a little.
  8. When all else fails, go to the bathroom and "tuck it in" pointing up and held with the waistband of your trousers. Don't make it hurt, just hold it in place. The erection will be much less noticeable, and will go away presently. Then, pull up your waistband and free your poor penis.


Tips

  • Don't think about sexual attraction while you have an erection; it'll make things worse.
  • NEVER "flex". It's hard to explain, but if you're a guy, then you understand. Flexing will increase blood flow to the penis and make your erection last longer. Control the urge.
  • Concentrate on something like a dead cat and try to feel it, taste it, smell it. But never think about how your erection is doing.
  • Try not to stand up.
  • Put your hands in your pockets and make a fist, this usually works if you are wearing tight pants.
  • NEVER make eye contact with a girl or guy you find attractive.
  • Sometimes, when your penis is becoming erect, it will become restricted horizontally by the pants. Actually pulling that part of your pants forward will free your penis and it will continue to travel up for total erection. This actually conceals your penis more than if you let the penis stay horizontal.
  • When at the beach, always wear speedos under a pair of board shorts.
  • Thinking about your erection preserves your erection, so engross yourself into something that requires 100% of your attention.


Warnings

  • Don't do anything to hurt your penis. It's better to be embarrassed for a moment than damage your child-spawning, urine-flushing member for life.
  • Don't do anything when you're in the cinema or dark place with a big erected penis, just let your penis do it's thing, it won't stay up like that forever.
  • Do not walk with an odd gait if you are with people. That will make it more noticable.
 
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Peter Parka said:
Don't do anything to hurt your penis. It's better to be embarrassed for a moment than damage your child-spawning, urine-flushing member for life.
  • Don't do anything when you're in the cinema or dark place with a big erected penis, just let your penis do it's thing, it won't stay up like that forever.
  • Do not walk with an odd gait if you are with people. That will make it more noticable.
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hahahaha Peter where the hell did you find that?
thats really funny that somebody took the time to type a little article souly about hiding a boner.

but hell, all those tips were used at one time or another when i was in high school.
 
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