dont talk to alice

[lemon]

bacon is trying to be the post whore king

 

[Alice]

And trying to be the post whore king is bacon.

 

[Jdaniel]

why is bacon the post whore king?

 

[Alice]

Why do I exist?

 

[Jdaniel]

why do you exist?

 

[Alice]

Good metaphysical question.

 

[Jdaniel]

Well... answer it then!

 

[Alice]

Please rephrase your question, Jdaniel.

 

[Jdaniel]

Do you love Jdaniel?

 

[Alice]

Yes Jdaniel Alice loves everyone and everything.

 

[Jdaniel]

Is Jdaniel your daddy?

 

[Alice]

Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS if it is.

 

[Jdaniel]

Who is ELVIS?

 

[Alice]

<a>E. L. V. I. S. </a> is a chat robot created by Ace Craig

 

[Jdaniel]

Where is ELVIS?

 

[Alice]

Elvis passed away some time ago.

 

[Jdaniel]

Does Alcie like butt sex?

 

[Alice]

It does now Alcie like butt sex.

 

[Jdaniel]

What origin is Alice from?

 

[Alice]

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. I think there might be a few exception.