Dont read if you have a weak stomach. For real!

[Mrs Behavin]

This is a true thing that happened today at work and I thought I would tell yall how grossed out I got. Well, we all know that potatoes have eyes right?
This girl came in to the ER today and I was in the same room as her when she was talking to the nurse and she was telling the nurse why she needed to be seen. She said because she had a foreign body coming out of her girly area :barf
They get her back to a room and the Dr and a nurse go back to do a pelvic exam on her and Im no shittin when I say this, but, there was a vine growing out of her "you know what"! She said that she had shoved a potatoe up herself and the eyes on the potatoe had starting growing into a vine!!! :barf I am so not making this up either! There are some way freakin weird people in this world!!

 

[lemon]

did you pick the vine :barf

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:barf Hell NO!!!! :barf That makes me wanna puke everywhere thinking of that!

 

[lemon]

Re: RE: Dont read if you have a weak stomach. For real!

:barf Hell NO!!!! :barf That makes me wanna puke everywhere thinking of that!

:funnah

im sorrah... i done had to ask... btw, was it a cherry vine :rofl

 

[PhillyBlunt474]

Re: RE: Dont read if you have a weak stomach. For real!

:barf Hell NO!!!! :barf That makes me wanna puke everywhere thinking of that!

:funnah

im sorrah... i done had to ask... btw, was it a cherry vine :rofl

:rofl :rofl :rofl :funnah :funnah :funnah :rofl :rofl :funnah :funnah

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:rofl I couldnt tell ya! All I know was that the nurse came out of the room white as a ghost!

 

[BaggedSplash]

what the,.,..??

im speechless on that one

 

[Bossman351]

Any fruit flies???

 

[lemon]

Re: RE: Dont read if you have a weak stomach. For real!

Any fruit flies???

:funnah :rofl wned

 

[Haus]

that is fucking gross. what is wrong with people. :barf

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

I wonder if she was dumb enough to eat the potatoe as well. I'd hit it! :rock






























































































Actually, I am about to puke :barf

 

[RedStangGT2000]

:needpics

 

[1Kwik92]

wtf.........thats wierd...and sick.....A POTATO.....WTF !!!! why ?? n/m....i wouldnt want to know

guess thats no worse than hearing the stories about girls and some gay guys using hamsters/gerbils...........the smaller ones......whichever they are(the ones that look like mice)

 

[StangMang]

W.T.F.

A Potato?

 

[OUZBnd]

how old was this girl?

 

[hubersrj]

I have only myself to blame, but seeing as I just ate lunch, I almost saw it again! That's nasty...we need to find out who this nasty thing is and make sure that ol' Kitty Tator doesn't spread anything to anybody!

 

[silentbob]

I don't think I will be able to eat potatoes, for quite a long time.

 

[Reaver]

there are no words

 

[Maritxu]

What? haha people are nuts

 

[Suzie]

A potato? Why not a carrot?