Donnyism

My Ten Commandments:

1. There shalt be no clothes over thine female breast-eths
2. All thine hot women shalt sit on mine lap every Sabbath
3. Every day is the Sabbath
4. Thou shalt bringeth me a sacrificial virgin twice daily
5. There shalt be no other god before me excepteth Jimi Hendrix
6. Calories shall never again turneth into fat
7. Thou shall not kill, unless it's Dave Matthews
8. Boomer shall forever be Evan's catcher
9. Thou shalt not only covet thy neighbor's wife, thou shalt also do her if she desires
10. All unbelievers will be damned to eternal hell working out to Richard Simmons videos
 
dt3 said:
My Ten Commandments:

1. There shalt be no clothes over thine female breast-eths
2. All thine hot women shalt sit on mine lap every Sabbath
3. Every day is the Sabbath
4. Thou shalt bringeth me a sacrificial virgin twice daily
5. There shalt be no other god before me excepteth Jimi Hendrix
6. Calories shall never again turneth into fat
7. Thou shall not kill, unless it's Dave Matthews
8. Boomer shall forever be Evan's catcher
9. Thou shalt not only covet thy neighbor's wife, thou shalt also do her if she desires
10. All unbelievers will be damned to eternal hell working out to Richard Simmons videos
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*Remembers that Kratos could kill a god* :humm:
 
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*curses*

There was only so many times I could roll my eyes in this post....


:ninja :24:
 
BadBoy@TheWheel said:
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As a true testament to the self absorbtion of Donnie....This thread was directed at Dark being a God:24:

Somehow......It slid right off the tracks and now belongs to Donnie.....The other white meat:24:
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No kidding!! I was like "Um...DONNY not DONNIE!" :smiley24: :24:
 
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