doing it in gods house

I hate churches, they freak me out, so I'd never have sex in one. Hell, I don't even like going to churches, I hate that religious hubbub!

Plus, I'd imagine people would be really pissed at you for doing that, and there's no way you wouldn't get caught because there's always a priest in there to hear what you have to say.
 
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slo6banger said:
I hate churches, they freak me out, so I'd never have sex in one. Hell, I don't even like going to churches, I hate that religious hubbub!

Plus, I'd imagine people would be really pissed at you for doing that, and there's no way you wouldn't get caught because there's always a priest in there to hear what you have to say.

Shit the priests are to busy molesting young boys....sad but true
 
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slo6banger said:
I hate churches, they freak me out, so I'd never have sex in one. Hell, I don't even like going to churches, I hate that religious hubbub!

Plus, I'd imagine people would be really pissed at you for doing that, and there's no way you wouldn't get caught because there's always a priest in there to hear what you have to say.


No problemo.


"Father, I have something to tell you"

"Tell the lord what's on your mind"

"I feel bad that I'm having sex in here as I speak"

*runs for holy water doing hail mary's*
 
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slo6banger said:
I hate churches, they freak me out, so I'd never have sex in one. Hell, I don't even like going to churches, I hate that religious hubbub!

Plus, I'd imagine people would be really pissed at you for doing that, and there's no way you wouldn't get caught because there's always a priest in there to hear what you have to say.

oh he'll def. be hearing what i would have to say.
 
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GuesSAngel said:
slo6banger said:
I hate churches, they freak me out, so I'd never have sex in one. Hell, I don't even like going to churches, I hate that religious hubbub!

Plus, I'd imagine people would be really pissed at you for doing that, and there's no way you wouldn't get caught because there's always a priest in there to hear what you have to say.

oh he'll def. be hearing what i would have to say.

Yea I always get called GOD durring sex OH GOD..... OH GOD OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD :rock
 
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RedStangGT2000 said:
GuesSAngel said:
slo6banger said:
I hate churches, they freak me out, so I'd never have sex in one. Hell, I don't even like going to churches, I hate that religious hubbub!

Plus, I'd imagine people would be really pissed at you for doing that, and there's no way you wouldn't get caught because there's always a priest in there to hear what you have to say.

oh he'll def. be hearing what i would have to say.

Yea I always get called GOD durring sex OH GOD..... OH GOD OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD :rock


Wannabe!!
 
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