Do You Read In The Toilet?

[Peter Parka]

I probably do most of my reading while squeezing out a few logs. Is that weird? I've probably learnt more on the can than anywhere else.

 

[Ryder]

all the time.

 

[Undecidedfate]

Um when I know its gonna be a while in the can I read stuff, but other than that i geneerally do not.

 

[Azazel]

 

[Springsteen]

I do occasionally.

 

[Dana]

no i have a hard enough time trying to not concentrate on shitting

 

[HottyToddyChick]

I chose the second one, but it's not quite right. I generally have to pee when I get home, so I take the mail with me, but if it's more, um, "time consuming" I'll bring a book.

 

[AnitaBeer]

I never spend enough time in the bathroom to read a book or anything like that, but if it's going to take me a couple minutes I'll grab like a shampoo bottle or something to read lol. any type of hair product makes for an interesting read...makeup too...bwahaha

 

[porterjack]

i spend a lot of time reading on the john

 

[RedRyder]

No. I don't read. I go in and do my business and get out. After I wash my hands of course.

Usually I scope the room for any kind of bug/spider whilst doing my business. If I see any.... and 98.5% of the time I don't... I take the time to destroy them.... depending on what they are. It's quite handy to flush them at the same time I need to flush 'that'..... whatever 'that' might be at the time.

 

[Abcinthia]

I never spend enough time in the bathroom to read a book or anything like that, but if it's going to take me a couple minutes I'll grab like a shampoo bottle or something to read lol. any type of hair product makes for an interesting read...makeup too...bwahaha

I do that too

Normally I'll read the shampoo and conditioner bottle while running a bath becuase our bath is massive and can take a while to fill.

 

[Zorak]

I can't really read on the can...

I've tried, but my concentration is else where.

Maybe if I had moer fibre in my diet...

 

[ClicheGuevara]

Hell yeah I do, right now I'm reading under the dome by stephen king.

 

[justmee]

i like how everyone claims they dont spend much time in the bathroom...lol. yes i know it only takes a couple minutes to drop a shrub but i still sit in there for a few longer to read or think about the day ahead (morning poop). plus its the only time i get alone in this house sometimes...lol

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'll pick up a magazine if one's in there, but otherwise no. I don't need to "linger" in there!

Reminds me of my eldest daughter who would make me read "Topsy and Tim" books whilst she did her thing. Catching breaths between sentences was "rank!"

 

[justmee]

I'll pick up a magazine if one's in there, but otherwise no. I don't need to "linger" in there!

Reminds me of my eldest daughter who would make me read "Topsy and Tim" books whilst she did her thing. Catching breaths between sentences was "rank!"

now that is a true father....lol


i love my daughter but not that much...lol

 

[Tyler Durden]

now that is a true father....lol


i love my daughter but not that much...lol

Her Grandmother started it (shakes fist!)

And........well.........you never like to be upstaged by anyone when you're their Dad!

 

[hart]

I don't read during that er activity, but if I feel will be a while I do have a search a word mag in there. Doesn't take much concentration yet, if difficult tiime passes it (pun intended)

 

[Tuffdisc]

Art magazines

 

[darkangel]

Nope....