Do you have any Goofy story for the year 2010?? Go ahead and tell the world!
Kenya..
I was wondering where my dog had gone missing when my neighbor came in telling me his dog was also missing for the last 7 days. We reported the case to the police who told us that they had received fresh meat from a nearby butcher for their annual dinner party. 'How come??', we exclaimed, ''yesterday was a meatless day and you could not get fresh meat on such a day!" At this the policemen seemed to get concerned and began investigating only to discover that the fresh meat that they had eaten yesternight was dog meat!
Since the remnants of the dogs were already sent to an animal meal rendering factory the identity of the dog's owners could not be established. Investigations being thus complete, the file was closed with the comments: Evidence lost. Dog's and their owners remain unidentified. Fresh Dog meat was tested and found to be good for human consumption. File closed.
The 10 goofiest true stories of the year…
Dec 7, 2010 13:11 EST
Even though I write for a Serious News Organization, as a humor blogger I’m allowed to invent strange stuff because I don’t fool anybody, and it’s cheaper than giving me a travel budget.
But in 2010 I was blessed with so many great and goofy TRUE stories, I hardly had to use my imagination at all.
What a Goof-a-Ganza it was! How can you top wacky ideas like installing a toilet timer so workers have only 10 minutes to do their business? Or the genius who tried to smuggle 28 TONS of garlic?
And how about a serious and venerable history magazine changing its name to avoid a nasty sexual connotation, or the tourists who said they were FORCED to shop?
With difficulty, I have chosen the top 10 goofiest stories of 2010. All 10 of them are guaranteed Gooftastic, but I must say my favorite – and remember, this is true stuff – is the one about hunters in Italy who went out at night, without lights, to protect their super-secret troves of bounty, only to slide off of cliffs and die in the darkness in large numbers.
Oh. Did I mention they were hunting mushrooms? That’s just the kind of year it was.
http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2010/12/07/the-10-goofiest-true-stories-of-the-year/