DO NOT read if you have a weak stomach!!! (or kids)

[MrAWatts]

OH NO, MY ASS HAS A CRACK IN IT I HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE!


Oh, and no crack here.

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Re: RE: DO NOT read if you have a weak stomach!!! (or kids)

OH NO, MY ASS HAS A CRACK IN IT I HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE!


Oh, and no crack here.

Where you going to trade your ass crack in at :dunno

 

[MrAWatts]

Well I called the pawn shop, and all their butts had holes in them. You know how those damn pawn shops are with the fucked up shit they try to sell you. So I guess I'm stuck with it :dunno

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Dude, that chick's Boyfriend is a fucking exhumist (Digging up dead bodies and :humpnana them). I thought a cadaver was a dead body part, not body :dunno

 

[Veronica]

OMG!! My stomach is turning right now.. I feel bad for joe for the next few nights... lol

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

V, I wouldn't let Joe near your happy place for a few days Joe, I wouldn't expect anything for a few days. :rofl :rofl

 

[Veronica]

:dunno :tard

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

Kuz...he could have maggots :dunno You know how guys used to live before women were created.

 

[Veronica]

holy crap.. you better clean your room! lol

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

That's Joe's room....I just took a pic of it!

 

[Veronica]

lol.. not.. our room is clean. As for his old room growing up. His momma cleaned it for him.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

:lol :rofl His mom cleaned his room!!!!

 

[slo6banger]

Re: RE: DO NOT read if you have a weak stomach!!! (or kids)

Kuz...he could have maggots :dunno You know how guys used to live before women were created.

That is absolutely disgusting. I would NEVER date a guy who had a room that nasty. Who wants to hang out in that pig sty!?

Bllleeeechhhh. :barf

 

[brandonlee]

That is some nasty jaw dropping stuff.

 

[MrAWatts]

Indeed.

 

[Dodge_Sniper]

I guess asking you out is out of the question, eh Slo?? My room is about 55637984367984798627389538257893275932659632956932659369756329876593269583295639256932659832695327865735793459374593274955 times worse :rofl

 

[Haus]

:barf that shit is nasty. you got to have some serious issues to have sex with a dead person. he should be locked up. :barf

 

[Bossman351]

HA!!! I bet that room smells like ass and Fritos!!! :laughing

 

[Jugador]

ive heard of this story before and that makes it less believable. this may or may not be somewhat of an urban legend in the making i think, cause it doesnt all add up.

for one, he would have probably had sex with the corpse without washing his weiner, and i'm not positive, but why would you wanna have sex with a corpse when you had a warm body waiting for you when you got off work? and why would he have sex with a corpse with enough proximity to the time he was gonna have sex with a real person? i mean i guess he coulda done it to last longer and didnt wanna pound it by hand, but thats a stretch. lol

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Re: RE: DO NOT read if you have a weak stomach!!! (or kids)

Kuz...he could have maggots :dunno You know how guys used to live before women were created.

Why do you have tissues and magazines next to your bed :dunno