Do All Men Watch Porn?

[retro]

Obviously if you're unfortunate enough to have a side-less (medically miraculous) vagina then by god, you should absolutely reward your man for staying with you and enduring it, with regular oral sex. That poor bastard. It's the least you can do.


If you could make him a sandwich as well, that couldn't hurt.

Mmmm... sandwich

 

[The Man]

More in likely, he is on the small side, more then the women... as you put it, not having a proper snatch

Not a small package here...but I have ran into some crevices without sides which destroy the entire purpose of the cave exploration....why bother?

 

[acctnt shan]

Me either...but I'm not in a relationship, LOL I'm a daily giver, though, when I am. :ninja

Really? Have you been in a long-term relationship?

Not trying to be rude/give offense by the way (sometimes I think my words get taken the wrong way online, lol).... I've just never heard of anyone who doesn't have days where they're too stressed, sick, tired, etc.

 

[acctnt shan]

Not a small package here...but I have ran into some crevices without sides which destroy the entire purpose of the cave exploration....why bother?

haha I feel like I need pictures with measurements or something... I can't imagine someone with that large of a vagina...

 

[The Man]

So, a woman who has a physical condition that she can't help (and btw I have no idea what you mean by "no sides" lol)... needs to "reward" a guy that CHOSE to be with her, for doing what he is supposed to (be faithful)?

She needs to be glad he sticks around...she should be glad he jacks rather than choose one of her friends to get relief
If a woman has no sides and has a BF that remains faithful by jacking rather than finding someone with sides she should be very grateful

 

[retro]

She needs to be glad he sticks around...she should be glad he jacks rather than choose one of her friends to get relief
If a woman has no sides and has a BF that remains faithful by jacking rather than finding someone with sides she should be very grateful

You and The Doc are straight out of the 50s or something. Guess what, there's more to a relationship than sex.

 

[Skorpy]

Not a small package here...but I have ran into some crevices without sides which destroy the entire purpose of the cave exploration....why bother?

ahh well, there are more ways then just sex to please

 

[Aeval]

I'm sorry but your constant referral to "no sides" has me pmsl.

 

[retro]

haha I feel like I need pictures with measurements or something... I can't imagine someone with that large of a vagina...

Until he provides some medical proof, I'm going to chalk it up as a figment of his imagination... or maybe a justification for cheating.

 

[HK]

If a woman has no sides and has a BF that remains faithful by jacking rather than finding someone with sides she should be very grateful

Seriously, stop saying 'no sides'. No woman alive has a vagina 'without sides', it's a fucking impossibility. You mean that she's loose, and I find it really difficult to imagine a vagina so huge it's no better than humping air.

 

[Minderella]

I'm sorry but your constant referral to "no sides" has me pmsl.

Same here, Lol!

 

[Mercury]

opcorn2: ......... this is an awesome conversation lol

 

[retro]

Seriously, stop saying 'no sides'. No woman alive has a vagina 'without sides', it's a fucking impossibility. You mean that she's loose, and I find it really difficult to imagine a vagina so huge it's no better than humping air.

Maybe he's just that small.

 

[Skorpy]

haha I feel like I need pictures with measurements or something... I can't imagine someone with that large of a vagina...

pencil dick, is all I can say!

 

[HK]

You and The Doc are straight out of the 50s or something. Guess what, there's more to a relationship than sex.

Well, yeah. I mentioned the sandwiches already, right? :ninja

 

[retro]

pencil dick, is all I can say!

Maybe he's the one that should be grateful... sounds like he lacks the equipment to properly satisfy his women.

 

[The Man]

haha I feel like I need pictures with measurements or something... I can't imagine someone with that large of a vagina...

Trust me..they are out there women out there that have a big snatch....most of the snatch is good..but there are the ones out there that are just useless....Would be the equivalent of fucking a jar of mayonnaise...thus better off just watching porn

 

[Skorpy]

Well, my reply wasn't at The Man himself. But to say a women has no sides to her vagina, is like saying a mans penis has no urethra

 

[retro]

Trust me..they are out there women out there that have a big snatch....most of the snatch is good..but there are the ones out there that are just useless....Would be the equivalent or fucking a jar of mayonnaise

Read: my cock is as thick and rigid as a straw.

 

[acctnt shan]

Would be the equivalent or fucking a jar of mayonnaise

WHAT?!? lol tell me you've tried this...