Differences between guys & girls.

[dancingpotato]

I have A LOT of friends that are cops. Thing about them is that they will tell you every single detail about every single person they've ever had sex with. So it is not unusual to sit around a fire w/ a beer (or a barbecue) and talk about sexual exploits. :24:

Sounds like an average night in with a few drinks haha

 

[Natasha]

Sounds like an average night in with a few drinks haha

W/o being TOO graphic...these guys will tell you what it looked like, smelled like, tasted like, felt like...errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrything.

 

[dancingpotato]

W/o being TOO graphic...these guys will tell you what it looked like, smelled like, tasted like, felt like...errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrything.

Nice.

 

[AUFred]

Wwwtmi!

 

[Natasha]

Wwwtmi!

Nothing even CLOSE to being the things I've heard from these guys. :24: Hell, I was lucky if we made it through the night w/o me seeing all 3 of their penises (not in THAT manner!!!). One of them even had his 12 year old son squirrel me one night. *smh*

 

[AUFred]

I learned when working in an office with a lot of women. They are far more graphic in their descriptions than guys.

 

[hart]

errrr what's "squirrel"?:unsure:

 

[AUFred]

Moose's friend.

 

[hart]

Okay, thanx Fred you didn't help me whatsoever.....:willy_nilly:

 

[AUFred]

I was trying to stay "G" rated. LOL

 

[hart]

I gathered. Okay, I was born blonde....... Natalie can PM me

 

[Natasha]

errrr what's "squirrel"?:unsure:

Basically he catches me while I'm not paying attention, calls my name so I turn to look at him, and flashes me. This group of guys would each find a way to either squirrel me or show me Buffalo Bill every single night we hung out.

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

One of them even had his 12 year old son squirrel me one night. *smh*

Please translate.....nevermind, I'm just a slow poster today.

 

[AUFred]

TOO FUNNY! :24: Urban dictionary definitely did not help.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squirrel

 

[Natasha]

I learned when working in an office with a lot of women. They are far more graphic in their descriptions than guys.

I would agree w/ this. Most guys would be shocked to hear how we women talk to each other when alone. :24:

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

I was a 17 year old kid on a packing line in a fruit wholesalers.
Most of the crew were middle aged Irish women
I was 6'7", rugby fit, and shy as.
It was hell.

 

[hart]

His dad was okay with his 12 year old flashing you? Wow!

 

[Natasha]

His dad was okay with his 12 year old flashing you? Wow!

His dad told him to do it. :24: Strange group of friends I have, for sure. These are the same guys that said "go to hell, motherfucker" in front of the same guy's 7 year old and, when he started repeating it, corrected him so that the phrase NOW is "go to H, motorscooter!!!"

 

[hart]

Wow! I'd hate to see the poor girls those sons ended up dating.......they end up facing the wrong father they might get an ass whooping!

 

[Natasha]

Wow! I'd hate to see the poor girls those sons ended up dating.......they end up facing the wrong father they might get an ass whooping!

If they end up anything like their dad when it comes to women, they'll deserve it!!!