Mrs Behavin
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A teacher in class was going over the definition of the word definately.
she then asks the class to use the word in a sentence.
Being the little smart ass she was little suzy rockets her hand up. "Teacher, teacher, I know, I know!"
The teacher says, "Ok little suzy, lets her your sentence"
"The Sky is definately blue!" she all but screams out.
the teacher thinks, and says "yes the sky is blue, but not all the time. So saying the sky is blue is not right."
Little jonny pops his grubby hands up.
Seeing this the teacher silently prays. Thinking on it though, what could he possibly say with the word definately that would be rude?
She then nods to Jonny approving him.
"Are farts lumpy?" Little Jonny askes.
"Um, not that I know of, why?" Asked the teacher.
"Well then, I definately shit my pants!" :24:
she then asks the class to use the word in a sentence.
Being the little smart ass she was little suzy rockets her hand up. "Teacher, teacher, I know, I know!"
The teacher says, "Ok little suzy, lets her your sentence"
"The Sky is definately blue!" she all but screams out.
the teacher thinks, and says "yes the sky is blue, but not all the time. So saying the sky is blue is not right."
Little jonny pops his grubby hands up.
Seeing this the teacher silently prays. Thinking on it though, what could he possibly say with the word definately that would be rude?
She then nods to Jonny approving him.
"Are farts lumpy?" Little Jonny askes.
"Um, not that I know of, why?" Asked the teacher.
"Well then, I definately shit my pants!" :24:
