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Say hello to my leetle friend...:D


This is the place to quote all of your favorite lines from movies.

He'll flip ya. Flip ya for real...!
 
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shampoo is better, conditioner is better, nyer nyer nyer, STOP LOOKING AT ME SWANNNN...
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"Take your shot fun boy. You got me dead bang." ~from The Crow

"I got two guns, one for each of ya." ~from Tombstone

"Those aren't pillows!" ~ from Plains, Trains and Automobiles
 
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we're on a mission from god.........the blues brothers

you call that a knife......this is a knife.......crocodile dundee

now thats what i call a close encounter......independence day
 
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RENTON: People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid. Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it. When you're on junk you have only one worry: scoring. When you're off it you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. Got no money: can't get pished. Got money: drinking too much. Can't get a bird: no chance of a ride. Got a bird: too much hassle. You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit.

 MAN 2: You seem eminently suited to this post but I wonder if you could explain the gaps in your employment record?RENTON: Yes, I can. The truth -- well, the truth is that I've had a long-standing problem with heroin addiction. I've been known to sniff it, smoke it, swallow it, stick it up my arse and inject it into my veins. I've been trying to combat this addiction, but unless you count social security scams and shoplifting, I haven't had a regular job in years. I feel it's important to mention this.



RENTON: Christ, I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978.

 TOMMY: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference.



So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change, I'm going to change. This is the last of this sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you: the job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.

All from trainspotting:D
 
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"What was that? Two parts brave, three parts fool." - Eragon - god he is pretty! -

There is a really good one out of the new Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, right at the start about saying goodmorning and somethign to do with the sun, oh well, I can't remember..
 
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thers two things i dont like about you felicia....your face

That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock

Do you know why the cable on this microphone is long? So that it's easy to retrieve when I shove it up your arse!

No, I'll join this converation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs, and bloody Abba!

Stop wearing out that mirror!

Felicia (singing): A desert holiday, let's pack the drag away. You take the lunch and tea, I'll take the ecstasy. Fuck off you silly queer, I'm getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hip hooray!

Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!



all from my fave film ..pricilla queen of the desert
 
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Stop flexing your muscles, you big pile of budgie turd. I'm sure your mates will be much more impressed if you just go back to the pub and fuck a couple of pigs on the bar.

One more push, I'm gonna to smack his face so hard he'll have to stick his toothbrush up his arse to clean his teeth!

Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!

Being a man one day and a woman the next isn't an easy thing.

Uncle Barrie's penie-pie is caught in the drain. Get mummy! Get mummy!


pricilla queen of the desert
 
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MMMMatilde said:
There is a really good one out of the new Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, right at the start about saying goodmorning and somethign to do with the sun, oh well, I can't remember..
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Haha! I like the bit in it where we says

"Everything is edible, even me but that's called cannibalism":D
 
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"Boy, I bet you'd stick your head in fire if I told ya you could see Hell." - House of 1000 Corpses


"Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing." - Pulp Fiction
 
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