death of the energizer bunny

[Mrs Behavin]

News Flash!!!


The Death of The Energizer Bunny Shocks the World!!!

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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Known best for, "going and going and going..."
Passed away last evening at 12:42am. [/FONT]



[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Upon completion of the autopsy[/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Early this morning, the chief[/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Medical examiner ruled that the[/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Death was caused by acute cardiac[/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. [/FONT]

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[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Apparently, someone put the battery[/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]In backwards and the bunny kept[/FONT]
[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Coming and coming and coming... [/FONT]

[FONT=Lucida Handwriting, Cursive]Foul play has not been ruled out.[/FONT]

 

[GuesSAngel]

ha it's about time the bunny dies.

 

[Demonica69]

lol..i guess he aint going and going and going or coming and coming and coming anymore, huh?

 

[Nsofor arinze]

hey dont get excited yet!

 

[sexy.time]

aww, i thought this joke was fresh, but after telling some people from the office, i learnt its apparently old
well i got a laugh anyway