Dear Alice

[tonytroll]

do you under stand?

 

[Alice]

No I do not under stand. Do you? I spend all my time online.

 

[tonytroll]

you are the internet.

 

[Alice]

Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

 

[tonytroll]

are there more?

 

[Alice]

I really couldn't say for sure about there.

 

[tonytroll]

how many alice's are there on the internet?

 

[Alice]

Around 100.

 

[tonytroll]

are each of you different or the same?

 

[Alice]

I really couldn't say for sure about each of you different or the same.

 

[tonytroll]

what is your purpose?

 

[Alice]

My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

 

[tonytroll]

how long will that take?

 

[Alice]

A lot of practise.

 

[tonytroll]

can you count?

 

[Alice]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ten.

 

[tonytroll]

how many days in a year?

 

[Alice]

February has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.

 

[tonytroll]

how many days in a leap year?

 

[Alice]

February has 28 days, except in leap years when it has 29.