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Mrs Behavin

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1. Dear Abby...

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a midddle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Curious.

2. Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

3.Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

4.Dear Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

5.Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own religion?

6. Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

7. Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

8. Dear Abby, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't and he finally did it.

9. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

10. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.
 
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2. Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

OMFG..Thats just too Funny
 
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