De-stress and have a laugh.

[jassilem]

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."

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Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes and no."

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!!"

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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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AND NOW THE BEST ONE!

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

 

[The Joker]

HAHA, I like the report card one and the last the best

 

[MMMMatilde]

lol


i like them a lot

 

[Mase]

Hehe, nice.

 

[wednesday]

quality!!! ty jass xx

 

[AUFred]

good stuff

 

[loumac]

Brother's and sister's I have none, but that man there is my father's son?

The obvious takes a long time to discover, any input?

 

[dustsped]

LOL, good jokes there!

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

:24::24::24:


"I like your sense of humor"


Now that's a classic:24:

 

[Mystic]

lmao! yeah I'm copy pastin' that to an email for my mum.:thumbup

 

[jassilem]

:24::24::24:


"I like your sense of humor"


Now that's a classic:24:

lmao! yeah I'm copy pastin' that to an email for my mum.:thumbup

I am surprised I didn't forward them to you earlier... I have a bunch more that I must go through but I can't seem to remember to do it LOL:24:

 

[Mystic]

I am surprised I didn't forward them to you earlier... I have a bunch more that I must go through but I can't seem to remember to do it LOL:24:

...brain shrinkage...it happens.:ninja:nod:

 

[jassilem]

...brain shrinkage...it happens.:ninja:nod:

Yes it's called pregnancy brain.. and I am told it never goes away :24:

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

...brain shrinkage...it happens.:ninja:nod:

Kinda like cold shrinkage:thumbdown

 

[Mystic]

Yes it's called pregnancy brain.. and I am told it never goes away :24:

:ninja so thats whats wrong with me

Kinda like cold shrinkage:thumbdown

is that your excuse

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

:ninja so thats whats wrong with me


is that your excuse

Not as long as I can keep my wife convinced that

:thumbup <-------------------------------------------------> :thumbup

That distance is 12":ninja

 

[Mystic]

Not as long as I can keep my wife convinced that

:thumbup <-------------------------------------------------> :thumbup

That distance is 12":ninja

...oh you're one of those!!!:ninja...yeah I have one(husband) like that too....its the ONLY reason i can think of these days to why I am still with him24::24::24:

 

[jassilem]

...oh you're one of those!!!:ninja...yeah I have one(husband) like that too....its the ONLY reason i can think of these days to why I am still with him24::24::24:

OMG I am laughing my ass off again... :24::24::24: And all I can think of is poor ***** over that one.... :24: