Darrell's Banter Shack

[Natasha]

Can I smash this lamp w/ a baseball bat??? Pretty please??? It'll be cool AND we've got a staff of maids on duty, apparently.

:tooth

 

[Minderella]

I refuse to clean up deliberately broken shit.

 

[Natasha]

I refuse to clean up deliberately broken shit.

I think I speak for all of us, then, when I say GTFO!!! :mad

Kidding, kidding. Oops...I accidentally hit this lamp w/ a baseball bat. Be a doll and clean that up for me??? :tooth

 

[Minderella]

You may clean that up yourself. I'll get you the stuffs.

 

[Natasha]

Nah, I signed up for the pampering package at Darrell's Banter Shack. I'll be over here on the hammock sipping on my fruity cocktail w/ the umbrella in it.

 

[fuel1316]

*lays on the bed and reads 50 shades*

 

[jassilem]

*lays on the bed and reads 50 shades*

I just got those today.. am I going to disappointed?

 

[Jezzebelle]

 

[fuel1316]

I just got those today.. am I going to disappointed?

its a good read so far :giggle but im not at any of the seriously naughty bits yet

 

[Jezzebelle]

its a good read so far :giggle but im not at any of the seriously naughty bits yet

butt plug??

 

[jassilem]

Ah okay... I got the set at Costco of 30 bucks...

 

[fuel1316]

i only have the first book.. lets just say the words "anal fisting" have come up :|

 

[jassilem]

OMG :ninja

 

[fuel1316]

yea :surrender

 

[fuel1316]

and now darrells thread will forever have the words "anal fisting" in it as well

 

[Jezzebelle]

bahahaha

 

[Natasha]

I was just going to say that I'm surprised it's taken 90 pages for the words "anal fisting" to appear in D's thread...especially considering Jeremy's previous appearances. :24:

 

[fuel1316]

I was just going to say that I'm surprised it's taken 90 pages for the words "anal fisting" to appear in D's thread...especially considering Jeremy's previous appearances. :24:

:24: im not exactly sure im proud to be the one to break his threads anal fisting cherry :ninja

 

[Natasha]

:24: im not exactly sure im proud to be the one to break his threads anal fisting cherry :ninja

Eh, it was bound to happen sooner or later. This is what happens when Jeremy leaves his love unguarded. Damn him!!!

 

[dancingpotato]

Oh lord. I will not be reading that book at work then..