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It's just time to go at this point. I'm not feeling it anymore, maybe I'll go to the other store up the Penninsula and kill time there. Maybe I won't.

Who knows. :p
 
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My neck and jaw are killing me.. not to mention my boobs are sore too..
 
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So I was at the county fair one year and I bought a camel ride because I've always liked them.

As I am riding this camel, their is another camel in the middle of the pen eating. I reach out to pet him and he bites my leg.

I kick at him and that bastard bites my food.

The trainer came over and smacked him with rolled up newspaper and gave him some Dr. Pepper.

She said that it calms him down and if he wanted to hurt me, I would have meat missing from my leg.

This is a true fucking story.
 
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holy shit and they let that thing around children! thats messed up totally
 
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AUDRAA said:
holy shit and they let that thing around children! thats messed up totally
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Yeah. In retrospect I never really thought of it like that. Shit happens I guess.

Hopefully they put that menace camel DOWN!!! :sarcasm
 
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I wish I could find this photo from Kuwait. We were driving down the highway and passed a truck with a big bed and it had like 18 camels in it. It was pretty funny. :D
 
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darrell said:
so i was at the county fair one year and i bought a camel ride because i've always liked them.

As i am riding this camel, their is another camel in the middle of the pen eating. I reach out to pet him and he bites my leg.

I kick at him and that bastard bites my food.

The trainer came over and smacked him with rolled up newspaper and gave him some dr. Pepper.

She said that it calms him down and if he wanted to hurt me, i would have meat missing from my leg.

This is a true fucking story.
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Darrell said:
So I was at the county fair one year and I bought a camel ride because I've always liked them.

As I am riding this camel, their is another camel in the middle of the pen eating. I reach out to pet him and he bites my leg.

I kick at him and that bastard bites my food.

The trainer came over and smacked him with rolled up newspaper and gave him some Dr. Pepper.

She said that it calms him down and if he wanted to hurt me, I would have meat missing from my leg.

This is a true fucking story.
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Okay that is a unique story.
 
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