Damn Blonde

[xXxVampireFreakxXx]

A blonde hears that taking a milk bath can help your skin.
She leaves a note requesting 5 gallons of milk for the milkman
The next day, he sees it and thinks, "Surely she's mistaken, maybe its 0.5 gallons"
He asks her, and she replies, "No, 5 gallons, I wanna take a milk bath"
He says, "Do you want it pastureized"
The blonde says, "No, I just want it up to my boobs, I'll splash the rest on my face"

Damn blondes

-Ron

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Hey now, we're not all that dumb.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

All us blondes that is!

 

[xXxVampireFreakxXx]

Are you hot?

 

[horseshoeing]

She is one hot babe. She if you can get a pic of her

 

[xXxVampireFreakxXx]

Then your not a -stupid- blonde

 

[RedStangGT2000]

Hot chick

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

Hey now, we're not all that dumb.

All us blondes that is!

haha she's so blonde she had to add to her post so it made sense.

 

[Ramhard21]

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

Hey now, we're not all that dumb.

All us blondes that is!

haha she's so blonde she had to add to her post so it made sense.

:funnah :funnah :rofl

 

[xXxVampireFreakxXx]

Not that she ain't hot, but WHAT THE FUCK....THIS ENTIRE FORUM IS NOTHING BUT COCKS N' CHAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ramhard21]

What the hell are you talking about???

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

He has Family Guy quotes open and minimized at the bottom of his browser so that means he's a Family Guy poser. A real Family Guy aficionado would just know them by heart.

POSER!

J/K

 

[xXxVampireFreakxXx]

No, Mr. Booze. My friend needed a Family Guy link. I was getting that from the site...DURRRRRR
Plus, seeing as you can add Family Guy quotes to your website...I have a website, I was getting the code. :fu Think before you bitch.

 

[StangMang]

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

He has Family Guy quotes open and minimized at the bottom of his browser so that means he's a Family Guy poser. A real Family Guy aficionado would just know them by heart.

POSER!

J/K

*runs in* DID SOMEONE SAY FAMILY GUY!?! *breathing heavily*

Is that a backwards "S"?? Is that suppose to be CUTE! I will crap double for you tonight!

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

Hey now, we're not all that dumb.

All us blondes that is!

haha she's so blonde she had to add to her post so it made sense.

Your just sooooo funny

 

[Vodka@aParty]

Blondes are hot :hump

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

He has Family Guy quotes open and minimized at the bottom of his browser so that means he's a Family Guy poser. A real Family Guy aficionado would just know them by heart.

POSER!

J/K

*runs in* DID SOMEONE SAY FAMILY GUY!?! *breathing heavily*

Is that a backwards "S"?? Is that suppose to be CUTE! I will crap double for you tonight!

bwhaahaha!

Chris: "You want some ice cream Stewie?"

Stewie: "YES! But no sprinkles... for every sprinkle I find... I shall KILL YOU!"

bahahaha

 

[Veronica]

lol.

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

No, Mr. Booze. My friend needed a Family Guy link. I was getting that from the site...DURRRRRR
Plus, seeing as you can add Family Guy quotes to your website...I have a website, I was getting the code. :fu Think before you bitch.

Oooooo kay, sure you were skippy.

 

[StangMang]

Re: RE: Damn Blonde

He has Family Guy quotes open and minimized at the bottom of his browser so that means he's a Family Guy poser. A real Family Guy aficionado would just know them by heart.

POSER!

J/K

*runs in* DID SOMEONE SAY FAMILY GUY!?! *breathing heavily*

Is that a backwards "S"?? Is that suppose to be CUTE! I will crap double for you tonight!

bwhaahaha!

Chris: "You want some ice cream Stewie?"

Stewie: "YES! But no sprinkles... for every sprinkle I find... I shall KILL YOU!"

bahahaha

BUAHAHAHA!! o man hahah

some more i can think of off the top...

Easy with the scalp. Your washing a babys hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress you holiday drunk.

YOU, cut my eggs!
*cuts eggs*...
NOW the milk!
I can't its liquid
IDIOT! Freeze it then CUT it! And if you question me again i shall put you on diaper detail!! And I will NOT make it easy on you!