crazypoem time on facebook lol

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wasteofspace

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crazypoem time intro to facebook

hello facebook i am a new fish,
to be welcomed and accepted should be a tasty dish.
but i am not that naive as i am a web user,
so hit me with your comments, i am no victim if you are a abuser.
my name is Joe, call me anything and i will reply,
nothing off limit, anything dose apply.
from the daily news to the weather,
this poetry will never be my income, my nest it wont feather.
but chuckles and debates i want to exchange,
i do it every day, that's why i am set to derange.
facebook i must persevere with and give a chance,
because i am hopping my communications will enhance.
and so be it if people do follow,
if they want love poetry, i will give them some to swallow.
that's it, i am done and over, no more to say,
facebook here i come on Friday 4 February 2011 a very special day.


(i hope to come across the users on here on facebook lol this is deep now even for the joe lol )
 
I don't do facebook, I'm sorry to say
It's just not my thing, is that ok?
I'd much rather call you some night on the phone
or meet you for dinner somewhere alone
my friends get together at their place or mine
or across town at that coffee house is totally fine
we'll spend hours talking and laughing and stuff
only time will tell us when we've had enough
we don't need to post pictures on FB or MY SPACE
we have a good time getting together....face to face
Now I'm not knocking facebook, I hope that you see
It's just that I don't think that facebook is for me.....:D
 
sexysadie said:
I don't do facebook, I'm sorry to say
It's just not my thing, is that ok?
I'd much rather call you some night on the phone
or meet you for dinner somewhere alone
my friends get together at their place or mine
or across town at that coffee house is totally fine
we'll spend hours talking and laughing and stuff
only time will tell us when we've had enough
we don't need to post pictures on FB or MY SPACE
we have a good time getting together....face to face
Now I'm not knocking facebook, I hope that you see
It's just that I don't think that facebook is for me.....:D
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sexysandie dont be sorry,
you reply was pure glory.
a loverly poem and exspressed so clearly,
but coffe is noway a nearly.
facebook may not be for you that i can take,
sandie how do you love me, for gods sake.
i see you write poetry and it dose excell,
but in my head is a alarm bell.
chit chat is fun and offtopic is the place,
you can say what ever you want as i wont ever be seeing your face.



lol message boards are for one thing and one thing only < to leave messages well and poems lol sorry ladys and men :sarcasm
 
wasteofspace said:
sexysandie dont be sorry,
you reply was pure glory.
a loverly poem and exspressed so clearly,
but coffe is noway a nearly.
facebook may not be for you that i can take,
sandie how do you love me, for gods sake.
i see you write poetry and it dose excell,
but in my head is a alarm bell.
chit chat is fun and offtopic is the place,
you can say what ever you want as i wont ever be seeing your face.



lol message boards are for one thing and one thing only < to leave messages well and poems lol sorry ladys and men :sarcasm
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I won't see yours either, didn't I say
To meet up with strangers, isn't my forte
I was speaking of friends, ya know, in the real world
some of them guys and some of them girls
I like to create, as in poems and such
although so far, it's never really amounted to much
but it's fun and to be quite honest I'm sure
that's another thing that message boards like this one are for...lol;)
 
you are quite right sadie,
now with you i see nothing shady.
chit chat and loads of banta,
no beers or wine not even a fanta.
strickly friends via the net,
its the best way a safe bet.
chat for years to come and you even add me to face book,
my next question is can you cook.
marriage is on the cards and vows must be taken,
you are now in to deep and from a bad dream you want to be waken.



lol what have you to say to that miss lol ???????????/
 
sexysadie said:
I don't do facebook, I'm sorry to say
It's just not my thing, is that ok?
I'd much rather call you some night on the phone
or meet you for dinner somewhere alone
my friends get together at their place or mine
or across town at that coffee house is totally fine
we'll spend hours talking and laughing and stuff
only time will tell us when we've had enough
we don't need to post pictures on FB or MY SPACE
we have a good time getting together....face to face
Now I'm not knocking facebook, I hope that you see
It's just that I don't think that facebook is for me.....:D
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bend over:D
 
wasteofspace said:
you are quite right sadie,
now with you i see nothing shady.
chit chat and loads of banta,
no beers or wine not even a fanta.
strickly friends via the net,
its the best way a safe bet.
chat for years to come and you even add me to face book,
my next question is can you cook.
marriage is on the cards and vows must be taken,
you are now in to deep and from a bad dream you want to be waken.



lol what have you to say to that miss lol ???????????/
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Not even in dreams will I be your wife
even though I'm probably what you've dreamed about all of your life...lol
I can cook up a storm
I can dance with you til dawm
now you're getting warm
I'm turning you on
before you get hot
before you take off those jeans
a word to the wise
stay the heck outta my dreams....lol...IN YO FACE.....take that ...mister...hehehe
 
Once upon a time there was
A forum called OTzed.
And things always went
Downhill in every thread.

Until this hero came along
Like a mod wannabe.
She said go to this link
And have a look, you'll see ;)

She posted the link
At the end of her rhyme.
And sat there waiting
And hoping that in time

That every victim who
Shuddered over the bunkum
Would be alive today to
See a cleaner, happier forum.

http://www.offtopicz.net/showthread.php?t=68698
 
sexysadie said:
Not even in dreams will I be your wife
even though I'm probably what you've dreamed about all of your life...lol
I can cook up a storm
I can dance with you til dawm
now you're getting warm
I'm turning you on
before you get hot
before you take off those jeans
a word to the wise
stay the heck outta my dreams....lol...IN YO FACE.....take that ...mister...hehehe
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so sadie is now playing hard to get,
but clearly still wants to be up for let.
she wants to take the joe on the razzle and dance,
not to sure what she is into, hip hop - jungle- or trance.
wanting to keep me warm is her dream,
shes the cat and i got the cream.
always trying hard to turn me on a flirt,
so badly wanting to rip off the joes shirt.
dreams i am out of as now the lady in my life,
sexysadie the joe is now asking you to be my wife.


lol@ the joe and lol @ the sexysadie lol i want a good one back miss ok ?
 
sadie loves me don't ya know?

thinking of her makes my saxophone glow.

she's inspiring me now to go make my bank account grow

so for now, i go to put on a show.

in case nobody could tell, i'm a shitty poet. i'm not much better as a musician but people seem to think i'm good enough to thank with cash so i endure it for the sake of my audience and my wallet.
 
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wasteofspace said:
so sadie is now playing hard to get,
but clearly still wants to be up for let.
she wants to take the joe on the razzle and dance,
not to sure what she is into, hip hop - jungle- or trance.
wanting to keep me warm is her dream,
shes the cat and i got the cream.
always trying hard to turn me on a flirt,
so badly wanting to rip off the joes shirt.
dreams i am out of as now the lady in my life,
sexysadie the joe is now asking you to be my wife.


lol@ the joe and lol @ the sexysadie lol i want a good one back miss ok ?
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lol...I'll give it my best shot.

Hard to get? don't make me giggle
with these eyes, this hair, this wiggle?..lol
I don't know you from Adam
So how can you suggest
that I'd be your wife
or even your lady at best
sure, the shirt is a given..lol but give me a break
I'm a woman with needs
....for petes sakes....hehehe
 
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TommyTooter said:
sadie loves me don't ya know?

thinking of her makes my saxophone glow.

she's inspiring me now to go make my bank account grow

so for now, i go to put on a show.

in case nobody could tell, i'm a shitty poet. i'm not much better as a musician but people seem to think i'm good enough to thank with cash so i endure it for the sake of my audience and my wallet.
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Tommy can you hear me, over your saxophone
It's no secret I've been trying to get you alone
what's a girl to do, when she feels it deep down inside
sometimes it's much too strong to hide...lol
but I'm telling you now, after your saxophone dips
I've got much better plans for those big strong
.....ummmmmmmm hands....hehehe
 
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sexysadie said:
lol...I'll give it my best shot.

Hard to get? don't make me giggle
with these eyes, this hair, this wiggle?..lol
I don't know you from Adam
So how can you suggest
that I'd be your wife
or even your lady at best
sure, the shirt is a given..lol but give me a break
I'm a woman with needs
....for petes sakes....hehehe
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sadie the name is joe and not adam,
dont get me mixed up i am chicken and not ham.
glad you have nice eyes, hair and a great wiggle,
but from your poetry reply means there is no wriggle.
i dont no pete either for gods sake,
i am the joe the one and only no fake.
i love these exchanges and you are a real good rapper,
playing hard toget ensures me you are no slapper.
a poetry friend is my goal and i have achieved,
sexysadie i do accecpt you and you will be so well recived.




lol @ the joe ps poetry friend for life hey sadie ?
 
wasteofspace said:
sadie the name is joe and not adam,
dont get me mixed up i am chicken and not ham.
glad you have nice eyes, hair and a great wiggle,
but from your poetry reply means there is no wriggle.
i dont no pete either for gods sake,
i am the joe the one and only no fake.
i love these exchanges and you are a real good rapper,
playing hard toget ensures me you are no slapper.
a poetry friend is my goal and i have achieved,
sexysadie i do accecpt you and you will be so well recived.




lol @ the joe ps poetry friend for life hey sadie ?
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You got it joe;)

You're right of course joe, I don't like to slap
unless you ask me real nice on your lap
we can be poetry friends, of that I am sure
cause I like the way that you rap at my door
I will never be silent
I will never be dapper
but if there's one thing I know, I'm a damn good rapper...lol
and before we go further, theres one more thing I'd like you to do
after you rap me......be sure to unwrap me too....hehehe

TADA........:clap
 
sexysadie said:
You got it joe;)

You're right of course joe, I don't like to slap
unless you ask me real nice on your lap
we can be poetry friends, of that I am sure
cause I like the way that you rap at my door
I will never be silent
I will never be dapper
but if there's one thing I know, I'm a damn good rapper...lol
and before we go further, theres one more thing I'd like you to do
after you rap me......be sure to unwrap me too....hehehe

TADA........:clap
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get up girl and hold on tight,
what you are about to receive will turn your hair white.
poetry friends for sure and so much more,
this is not tame, we are now hardcore.
got my own key so straight through the door,
no time to stop, i hope you like it raw.
you are right and silence wont be bliss,
because you are about to receive something with no miss.
i will rap you up and then undo you as well,
i no you love it, its what made us gel.
poetry friends for life but i need more info,
sell yourself to me sadie, make yourself glow.


lol @ the joe - i hope you keep chatting to me sadie ?
 
wasteofspace said:
get up girl and hold on tight,
what you are about to receive will turn your hair white.
poetry friends for sure and so much more,
this is not tame, we are now hardcore.
got my own key so straight through the door,
no time to stop, i hope you like it raw.
you are right and silence wont be bliss,
because you are about to receive something with no miss.
i will rap you up and then undo you as well,
i no you love it, its what made us gel.
poetry friends for life but i need more info,
sell yourself to me sadie, make yourself glow.


lol @ the joe - i hope you keep chatting to me sadie ?
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My name is SexySadie and I love to rap
it's a talent I usually keep under my hat
I'm a hard working girl, well a woman I am
you'd be lucky to know me cause my sign is the ram
I'm known all around as the blonde with a brain
and if you can't understand that I will say it again
I'm a blonde and I'm proud of what God's given me
and it's good to meet you joe
yours truly
sadie

How's I do joe?
 
sexysadie said:
My name is SexySadie and I love to rap
it's a talent I usually keep under my hat
I'm a hard working girl, well a woman I am
you'd be lucky to know me cause my sign is the ram
I'm known all around as the blonde with a brain
and if you can't understand that I will say it again
I'm a blonde and I'm proud of what God's given me
and it's good to meet you joe
yours truly
sadie

How's I do joe?
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how did you do sadie, that was just magic,
i am so please that there was nothing tragic.
hard working lady is pure glam,
its all part of the sign from the ram.
glad you have a brain as mine dose sometimes fail,
this is fun how we exchange our mail.
so you are a blond,
are you looking for a james bond.
will i be able to protect and look after you with my gun,
or will i be a let down and fade like the sun?
where now, the ball is in your caught,
the joe is waiting for your next report.
vaeltines day is approaching and i dont want to shock,
sadie and joe are now sercure and make this :lock

lol @ the joe - hit me back sadie lol i am waiting
 
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