Crazy stuff you or people you know did as kids

[darkcgi]

Crazy stuff you or people you know did as kids

I've had my fair share of things the family likes to pick on my about
things like
weird stuff you ate, said or did or happened to you

I climbed in my mothers chest and sat in it while plucking out each one of a months worth
of birthcontrol pills from those rotary styled despensers and ate every one of them before she could stop me

 

[Pumpkin]

When I was 7 or 8 my grandpa used to let me drive his ute down the road (a very very quite dairy farming area). We drove to the neighbours one day and I over turned to get into their driveway and smashed the ute into a big wooden pole. Completely smashing in the front of the car. Luckily neither of us were hurt, we swapped seats and drove the car back home where my grandma freaked out.

We never told my parents until my 21st birthday and my grandparents always tease me that I can't drive...HELLO, I was a CHILD haha

 

[Tuffdisc]

I used to dismantle old antique record players much to the dismay of my aunt. I used to that curious how things worked :24: Though couldn't understand what each components were

 

[AUFred]

I had to always disassemble things and put them back together. One Christmas, Santa brought me a toy machine gun. When I got up Christmas morning there was a note on it from Santa telling me I could return it to the local department store for a replacement because it was not going to work. I awoke my Mother Christmas morning shooting it after I had disassembled and re-assembled Santa's faulty workmanship.

 

[Darrell]

I made a bow and arrow out of a stick and fishing line. I fashioned the tip of the arrow with a steak knife.

I shot my step brother in the leg with said arrow. :tooth

 

[hart]

I always liked black cats. Mom and dad did a lot of there own carpentry so they were tarring and left some tar (luckily it wasn't hot) open in a can. So I went and picked up the ugly gray cat and dunked it in the tar to make it a pretty black. It scratched me and then mom had to make it an ugly bald cat a lot of it's fur :tooth

 

[darkcgi]

my cousin ate a whole (large) jar of vasaline
before I could walk I crawled out the house went to the neighbors house and got into their cookies
same age I made my self a latter with the draws in the kitchen to get on the counter and go over to the fridge where all the
warner brothers drinking glasses were stacked I knocked most of them down to open the cabinet doors above the fridge where the cookies were
my mom said she started putting vannilla waffers in easy to get to places in the house to keep me from doing anything else

my sister poured strawberry scented shampoo down the furnice to make it smell better
it smelled awefull when it was heated up

 

[Aeval]

We use to climb trees in lightening storms to scare my aunt.

We use to make our way to the top of a steep hilly street in our neighbourhood with our skateboards, then we'd lie on the skateboards on our bellies and see who could get to the intersection the quickest.

We'd steal our neighbours roses and sell them on the corner to buy bubble gum.

Oh gawd we were bad...there's much more on the list, but I won't tarnish my fabulous reputation.

 

[AUFred]

I fell out a second floor window while hiding behind the curtains playing Hide & Seek. I think I might have broken as many as 6 windows in my grandmother's house over the years and one car window.

 

[darkcgi]

we were on vacation visiting mammoth cave
my uncle was holding me on his shoulders and when the woman got finished with her spill about a particular spot everything was quite
with a loud voice I pointed up and said hey those look like boobies

it was the stalactites the cone shapes formed in the overhead of caves
he turned beet red and put me down
he later told my parents I embarrassed the shit out of him.

 

[AUFred]

We would shoot rubber suction cup darts at passing traffic on the busy street my grandmother lived on.

 

[Darrell]

I broke into an abandoned house to steal a stack of porn magazines. I was like 12, and they were the good shit. Club, Hustler, etc. :24:

 

[Darrell]

Oh, and when I say "broke in" what I mean is, I ignored the sign on the door posted by the Sheriff's Department, and just turned the knob, and walked in. :24:

 

[Joe the meek]

Make boobie traps with a rat trap, shotgun shell, string, nail and a couple of other key items to hold the nail in place.

 

[darkcgi]

went around my babysisters house stuffing my pants with everything I could find
yes I was aroused
not my favorite story to be told as it were

 

[rback33]

I jumped off my parents roof with a pillowcase parachute...

Darrell must have hung out with my little brother as he was ALWAYS coming home with good girly mags he found...

 

[darkcgi]

I found two girly mags in the woods with the pages all stuck to gether had no clue why
we left them in our tree fort
we built traps under our fort to keep people out that would literally put someone in the hospital or kill them if they set them off
luckly no one ever did
we used to climb up the thinnest tree that would let us get to the top about 25 to 30 feet up
and then the other would chop it down while we were in it
we would get on his roof about 20 feet up and swing from small branches down to the ground
and wade up to our waists in swamp water with poisonous snakes and like cotton mouth water mochasons just feet away
jackass had nothing on us

 

[darkcgi]

hitched a ride on a train once it was going slow
when we got to where we were going it was freaking going super fast so to keep from having to back track from miles away we decided to jump off
got a spranged ankle from the coals and felt like a car ran over me but we made it

 

[purpledove]

i was too shy and had very strong stage fright in grade school that i can have a mental block and not be able to answer the teacher's question even if i knew the answer : so.....I hid under my school desk when it was my turn....and moved my way through under every desk till i reached the back of the classroom and exited towards the school grounds :24:

 

[darkcgi]

snuk into to an empty water tank and skated around it in it for a while
come to find out there was some kind of bleach chemical all over in side and my friend had not shirt on and had fallen a bunch and it was burning him and we were about 30 minutes from home it ate our wheels off the skateboards