I just got in a good one tonight. I was sitting at my local watering hole having a few beers with my cowboy buddies and this young stupid kid who is bigger than I am comes up and says "I hate Cowboys". Mind you there are 5 cowboys sitting at the table. I imagine he picked me being the smallest. Anyway, he takes my hat off my head. I then said to him "Son you just fucked up". He then says " How's that?" I then said " You don't ever take a cowboys hat off his head". He got a little cocky and so I had to throw a little whooop ass on him. He then looks at his friends and they say "you are on your own, we aren't going to help you." So it ends up in the parking lot and now he is begging me to let him up. I then tell him " I hope you have learned to never touch a cowboy's hat again. He then says "I didn't think you were that tough". Then he goes in and buys me a beer. All the while my wife is mad as she knows the cowboy way. Don't ever touch a cowboy's hat, but she is mad that I stand up to my belief on a stupid kid. Doesn't matter what you are or what your age Do Not touch a cowboy's hat.