Corrupt a Wish

[Mase]

Just grant and corrupt the wish of the person above, and then you make your wish.

Example:
User 1: I wish I had a sandwich
User 2: Granted, but its got dog poo in it. I wish...


I wish for world peace.

 

[gLing]

Granted: but to achieve this all must be infected by a mind controlling alien virus.


I wish for warp drive.

 

[Pudding Time]

Bush is still President.

I wish for a new gun for my birthday soon.

 

[Pudding Time]

doh. you beat me..

*can't edit*

 

[Mase]

I wish for a new gun for my birthday soon.

Granted, but then you decided to kill everyone.

I wish I could fly

 

[Pudding Time]

Granted, but then you decided to kill everyone.

I wish I could fly

And you accidentally fly up the ass of Pauline Hanson.

I wish they televised NRL games over here in the US.

 

[Mase]

Granted, but even then, it didn't get much air time.

I wish AFL were more popular.

 

[Pudding Time]

Granted, but even then, it didn't get much air time.

I wish AFL were more popular.

AFL's just a bunch of girlie men playing ariel ping-pong. If it gets any more popular, all the teams uniforms will be pink.

I wish they sold the FPV Super Pursuit Ute over here in the US.

 

[Mase]

Granted, but it was high in price.

I wish dubbing companies like 4Kids would die a slow and horrible death

 

[livvy7678]

Granted but it will come back to bite you in the behind

I wish that I knew if my great nan was still alive

 

[Mase]

I cant think of a way to corrupt that

I wish I was big

 

[livvy7678]

Granted but then you would shrink

I wish it wasn't as hot

 

[Mase]

Granted, but then you turned out to be ugly XD

I wish i had a chicken sandwich

 

[livvy7678]

Granted but then you would get food poisoning

I wish I had a bottle of water

 

[Mase]

Granted but it was hot boiled water

I wish Music were better

 

[livvy7678]

Granted but then everything that played music would die

I wish there was no such thing as child abuse

 

[Mase]

Granted, It's now called minor abuse XD

I wish we could know why we exist.

 

[livvy7678]

Granted but then you'd die

I wish people knew "No!" means no

 

[Mase]

Granted, but they still thought no without the ! meant yes XD

I wish I didn't get drunk on new years.