Corn FTW!

[TheOriginalJames]

I was on my way to some random city in Indiana that starts with L, between Huntington and there - ONE gas station. That's it.

Man I had to piss so bad. I jumped off US24 down some sideroad and stopped on some backwoods road behind a cornfield, hopped out of the car and let the juice flow.

Best feeling ever!

I helped fertilize the farmers crop for next year. :24:

 

[Peter Parka]

James, you are a great guy but I honestly really have no idea how to respond to most of your threads!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Just indulge in my happiness. It made me happy to pee on that corn today. Well, I didn't care where I was peeing... I just had to frikken go.

 

[Peter Parka]

Well...I'm pleased for you!...I guess!:confused

 

[TheOriginalJames]

rep for peter for being pleaseD for me!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

What nobody else has ever had to pull off to the side of the road because you had to pee so frikken badly that you felt like your bladder was going to explode?!

 

[Charmer]

As long as they don't sell that corn to Green Giant, I'm more than happy you got your pee on....or out, in this case.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I didn't pee right on the ears, I peed in the grass next to it.

 

[Boomer]

Me and my cousin were commin back from the strip club. He had to pee so bad he ran a red light and got pulled over. Got himself a DUI.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

bahahaha good! glad his ass got caught doing that shit.

 

[Boomer]

bahahaha good! glad his ass got caught doing that shit.

Sometimes its neccessary.

 

[dt3]

What nobody else has ever had to pull off to the side of the road because you had to pee so frikken badly that you felt like your bladder was going to explode?!

I've done it. I just didn't feel an odd need to make a thread on an internet forum about it.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I've done it. I just didn't feel an odd need to make a thread on an internet forum about it.

Well... that's because you're weird. :cool

 

[Sneakiecat]

What nobody else has ever had to pull off to the side of the road because you had to pee so frikken badly that you felt like your bladder was going to explode?!

Actually, no, at least when I'm not pregnant. And so far, I can still hold it pretty well.

 

[Peter Parka]

Well...I'm pleased for you!...I guess!:confused

Haha! Sup bro tried to neg rep me for this post but it didnt quite work out due to everyone neg repping him for being a dick! Sup bro? More neg rep is on its way! :24:

 

[dt3]

Haha! Sup bro tried to neg rep me for this post but it didnt quite work out due to everyone neg repping him for being a dick! Sup bro? More neg rep is on its way! :24:

He hasn't tried me yet

 

[Breath]

Those cornfields are filled with all sorts of creepy-crawlies. You better check your clothes for ticks, weevils and mites.

 

[Peter Parka]

I've always wanted to ask but felt a bit of a dick for doing so but I'm pissed now! What's a weevil?

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Those cornfields are filled with all sorts of creepy-crawlies. You better check your clothes for ticks, weevils and mites.

I was just in the grass part on the edge, don't think there was much that got on me.