Connecticut woman gets 2 years probation for groping Santa at mall

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Connecticut woman gets 2 years probation for groping Santa at mall



02-27) 22:54 PST Danbury, Conn. (AP) -- A woman accused of groping Santa Claus at a Connecticut mall won't have to serve any jail time if she stays out of trouble.


Sandrama Lamy has been sentenced under an accelerated rehabilitation program that will wipe her record clean if she completes two years of probation.


Danbury Superior Court Judge Susan Reynolds on Wednesday also ordered the 33-year-old to stay away from the Danbury Fair Mall.


In December, Lamy was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace for allegedly touching Santa inappropriately while sitting on his lap at the mall.

Connecticut woman gets 2 years probation for groping Santa at mall

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This puts new meaning on the lyrics "I saw Mama ******* Santa Claus.

 

[Doveshit]

I can't believe i'm the first person to respond to this one LOL

She probably just wanted something big in her stocking

 

[Sparkey Duck]

There are just too many puns and quips available here... TOO MANY.

I'm not going to say any... That's rather odd.

 

[Doveshit]

Go ahead, you know ya wanna.

 

[Sparkey Duck]

Go ahead, you know ya wanna.

I know

Oh just the one.

Well she just wanted him to spill the contents of his sack on the floor..

Oh, dear, I'm ashamed of myself

 

[Doveshit]

Bwahahahaha