Confessions of a Dangerous Mind

[rback33]

Me too?

Wait, what are we talking about?

We are looking for a man for Jen since she keeps finding tools to date...

 

[jassilem]

That would be awesome. You should be cleaning your gun collection during the interview so they would be clear on what is going to happen to them should they act like a dickhead.

But you should bring Jeremy along too. In fact, I think I could use a panel of people... like American Idol... :24:

I can help to you if you like.. I can see the hidden douchebags in most guys.. cept the ones I am attracted to.. then I am completely fucking blind :ninja

 

[dancingpotato]

I want to join in

 

[satinbutterfly]

Alright... now you guys have to come up with a list of interview questions.

 

[rback33]

1) How often do you talk to you mom?

 

[dancingpotato]

2. What are your intentions?

 

[rback33]

3. Can I look at your phone?

 

[dancingpotato]

4. What is that on your left hand?

 

[Darrell]

5. Have you ever had all of your fingers broken one by one with a hammer?

 

[dancingpotato]

6. How long have you been dating?

7. What did you do on the first date?

8. How long would you say is a reasonable time to abstain from sexual encounters in a new relationship?

9. Do you carry condoms with you?

10. Ever been married or engaged?

11. Do you have any kids?

12. If yes, what is your relationship with their mother and why are you no longer together?

13. What is it you like about Jen?

14. Do you see yourself in a long term relationship with her?

 

[rback33]

15. What illegal drugs have you done?

 

[satinbutterfly]

You guys are awesome!!! You're all hired.

 

[jassilem]

16.) Are there naked pictures of you floating around the internet?

 

[satinbutterfly]

I went into DSW today and didn't buy a single pair of shoes, even with a $20 off $50 coupon in my purse. What's wrong with me? :willy_nilly:

 

[rback33]

lol a lot...

 

[freakofnature]

I went into DSW today and didn't buy a single pair of shoes, even with a $20 off $50 coupon in my purse. What's wrong with me? :willy_nilly:

:eek ... :willy_nilly:

 

[hart]

So any special instructions for St. Paddy's day?

 

[dancingpotato]

Jesus it's St Paddy's today. I couldn't go out even if I wanted to. Have a good time you guys celebrating.

 

[satinbutterfly]

So any special instructions for St. Paddy's day?

Aww... I missed this.

Of course, I wouldn't have been any help to you because before this Saturday I'd never gone out on St. Patty's Day. :eek

Jesus it's St Paddy's today. I couldn't go out even if I wanted to. Have a good time you guys celebrating.

I did, thanks!

 

[satinbutterfly]

I had a really good weekend. Things are looking up and I am happy.