Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, "I want
me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?"
The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the
condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."
"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the
farmer.
"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is
for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you
mean spermicide instead of pesticide."
"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on
them. My wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it!"
me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?"
The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the
condoms with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."
"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the
farmer.
"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is
for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you
mean spermicide instead of pesticide."
"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on
them. My wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it!"
