I do not like the......feminine products commercials. Number one, women know what they need and like, men really have no need in watching a woman and daughter discuss that "not so fresh feeling".
If they insist on doing this to us, then we need to have a commercial with a father and son and the...Here is what I envision:
"So son, how did that trip to Mexico go?"
"Gee great dad...except I have a really bad itch...down there"
Chuckling and patting his dear boy on the back "Oh that's no problem, that's just a case of the crabs...What you need is _____________ " whatever you use to get rid of them, cause I never have, so I have no idea.