College Assignment Help

[lemon]

In one of my classes, I basically have to create and maintain a website for a client.

I am asking for you all to read through propositions that I put up here, to see if there is anything you do not know about or that I did not explain enough for you to understand.

I would appreciate it. But it is not required.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

The answer is C. Trust me, it's C.

 

[lemon]

The answer is C. Trust me, it's C.

lmao. as in:

C) there is no answer C.

?

heh, i was going to ask here... but i think my professors will let me do a mock business website... and i know a bit of technical crap... so

 

[Trance97]

Sounds like you have a lot of work on your hands.

 

[lemon]

you just dont know.

i had ~7 assignments, a few over due...

do not attempt to do anything ms access when your rusty at it in the first place, a few hours before it is due...

you will, and i mean will, hate yourself.

if only for a few minutes

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

wtf? people still use access? lol

 

[lemon]

yes... unfortunately

and i dont want to think about other tools...

<headache>

 

[Tim]

Let me know if you have any questions about Access. I have developed several very complex databases in access. Some are using a sequel server backend, some aren't

 

[lemon]

one quick one off the top of my mind -

what is access' limit? i heard there was a limit somewhere, in the number of records or something...

 

[Tim]

Access cannot grow to over 2 gigabyes in size, I think that everything including the tables. The only other real limitation is under 35,000 objects in the database itself (don't know the exact number of objects). That's why I have used a sequel server back-end.

 

[Tim]

Ah hell, here, I found this... and it was 32,768 objects...

 

[lemon]

oi...

doesnt seem to be very... flexible... now does it?

heh

 

[Trance97]

oi...

doesnt seem to be very... flexible... now does it?

heh

Does your avy say Lemon 1 bingo?

 

[lemon]

yeaup. it actually took about 2 hours to do..

i started out with the "lemon" on the offtopicz banner, was going to customize that, then added some funky letters at the green bar on the bottom, resized to 100x100. then i cleared the image (ctrl-shift-n, in mspaint) and just did some weird shit. and that is the result.

ill rebuild what i started from, and reply to this thread, when im done.

 

[lemon]

here we are: