Close Shave

Users who are viewing this thread

kelvin070

Active Member
Messages
3,854
Reaction score
2
Tokenz
0.16z
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around his cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer: "Just place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech: "And what if I swallow it?"

"No problem," says the barber: "Just pass it and bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
 
  • 2
    Replies
  • 211
    Views
  • 0
    Participant count
    Participants list
80,566Threads
2,194,932Messages
5,014Members
Back
Top