Chuck Norris..

[Natasha]

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

 

[Joe the meek]

Why does Chuck Norris have white crap around his face? Because he sucks moose cock.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris's wife and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

 

[robdawg1]

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, a horse is hung like Chuck Norris//

Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands...now they are just The Islands//

 

[Rusty]

Chuck Norris is a pussy. Clint Eastwood would whup his ass if he ever stepped on his lawn.

 

[robdawg1]

Clint Eastwood hasn't put in the time in the jungle to be man enough to whoop Chuck Norris' ass

 

[Dana]

Chuck Norris is such a pussy Christians probably hate him.

 

[darkcgi]

Chuck cleans my shoes

 

[itsmeJonB]

Was it something he said?

Lol

 

[darkcgi]

The Chuck Norris jokes just get me laughing he has always been a sell out but that's fine to get the money but be wise on your
choices cause they effect your image and that effects your funds
Chuck would sell you plastic dirt if he was paid to do it

 

[Natasha]

God, you people could suck the fun out of a blowjob given the chance.

 

[robdawg1]

God, you people could suck the fun out of a blowjob given the chance.

I'm with that one!!!

 

[Dana]

God, you people could suck the fun out of a blowjob given the chance.

No chance in Hell... Unless she absolutely sucks.... Pardon the pun... :24:

 

[Baileys No Ice]

I wonder if he has to get a new passport photo each time he travels?

 

[Radley]

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
I love this :')