Christmas carols for the disturbed

[Francis]

[FONT=&quot]1. Schizophrenia --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Do You Hear What I Hear?
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2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]We Three Kings Disoriented Are[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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3. Dementia ---[/FONT][FONT=&quot] I Think I'll be Home for Christmas[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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4. Narcissistic --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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5. Manic --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
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6. Paranoid --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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8. Personality Disorder --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
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9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Silent night, Holy - oooh look at the kitty - can I have a chocolate - why is France so far away?
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10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.[/FONT]

 

[RedRyder]

LOL! Makes sense.

 

[freakofnature]

[FONT=&quot]9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Silent night, Holy - oooh look at the kitty - can I have a chocolate - why is France so far away?[/FONT]

I originally read that as "why is Francis so far away?" and thought it was a bit conceited. :24:

 

[Francis]

I originally read that as "why is Francis so far away?" and thought it was a bit conceited. :24:

Damn and all along I thought it was because you like my company so much, you wanted me back in town again..

 

[Ertragen]

how about
Perv - "I'm dreaming of a white girl this Christmas"
Pedo - "Little Drummer Boy next door"

 

[USF Sam]

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9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Silent night, Holy - oooh look at the kitty - can I have a chocolate - why is France so far away?[/FONT]

I literally LOL'ed at this one. :24: