Celebrity love match

[Mrs Behavin]

Welcome to CampusNut.com -- Celebrity Love Match

Homer Simpson

Homer is America's favorite bumbling nuclear plant employee. He is a simple man. Deep down inside, he has the ability to care: about Duff beer, Moe's Tavern, and his donuts. Sure, he is losing hair, has a gut, and is a doofus. But he is your Homer. :wtf:

 

[Sneakiecat]

Noah Wyle

He is our favorite doctor on Thursday nights. He may be a poor man's George Clooney, but Noah is so cute. There is nothing really more to say about this person as he is not quite a superstar.

 

[dt3]

Baboon

Baboons are the largest species of the monkey family. Do you ever get jealous of the wild monkey sex that your friends are rumored to be having? Well, you don't have be jealous any longer. Telling sign that she is into you is a red ass.

 

[SRC]

when I use my first name

Matt LeBlanc

As Joey in our favorite show about six young people in New York, Matt LeBlanc brings us laughter each with his classic 'How you doin'?' and 'Yeah, Knicks rule.' He will make the perfect stay at home boyfriend when Friends comes to an end. Do you think he will do movies? Obviously, you never saw Ed.

.... but when I use my whole name ...

Gorilla

Did you see Disney's Tarzan? Then you know that gorillas are like human beings. Despite being 300 pounds of sheer muscle and masculinity, a male gorilla has a really tiny member (less than one inch). But, as Jane Goodall has demonstrated, gorillas can be extremely fun in the mist.


:wtf: INDEED!

 

[GraceAbounds]

Sean Connery

Sir Sean Connery first melted us as the best James Bond. Then he didn't do any decent roles for a while. Finally, he began appear in some cool movies and quickening the heartbeats of ladies everywhere. Of course, we just like saying, 'You're the man now, dog!'

 

[dt3]

I don't know why the fuck I got baboon...

 

[Haus]

Britney Spears

Britney is the most requested celebrity on the net (after the members of CampusNut, hehe). This jailbait (born December 2, 1981) has sold more records than Dow Corning has sold implants. Yup, she is pretty fine. And all those porno pics on the net are real!!!

 

[Charmer]

Oh my frickin' God! I just plugged in my first name, Robert, and this is who popped up! It's destiny! It's fate! Excuse me, but I've gotta go to the bathroom now.....

Jessica Alba

This Dark Angel was born in 1981. Angela (our Director of Publicity) claims that she was among the final round choices for the role that has made Jessica Alba famous. Cameron has a track record of sleeping with his lead actresses…we'll just leave it at that.

 

[dt3]

You fuckers get Jessica Alba and Britney, and I get a goddamn baboon???????

 

[Charmer]

You fuckers get Jessica Alba and Britney, and I get a goddamn baboon???????

Shave. :24:

 

[Sneakiecat]

Just using my first name

Harrison Ford

While Harrison is a bit older than our fine core of males, he is like fine wine. Plus, he had the coolest roles, including Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and Jack Ryan. If that weren't enough, he makes ton of money. He is the most famous failed carpenter since Jesus Christ.


I love Indiana Jones.

 

[Charmer]

Using my forum name, Charmer, I got Tyra Banks.

Tyra Banks

She was the first African-American to grace the cover of Sports Illustrated. She also has made a decent attempt on the silver screen. She has a hot body. She also has a huge forehead.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

You fuckers get Jessica Alba and Britney, and I get a goddamn baboon???????

:24::24::24: funniest thing Ive heard all day!

 

[Charmer]

Using my middle name, Craig, I got Gwen Stefani; (so far, I'm happy with my 3 girls !!!)

Gwen Stefani

Ms. Stefani is no doubt the hottest lead singer of a group. Of course, she is going through the awkward braces stage (haven't we all?). That's okay because she is just a girl and she can walk on our spider-web anytime…whatever that means. By the way, what's the deal with the dot on her head?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

almost as bad as me Donnie! I got freakin Homer Simpson! What kind of crap is that!

 

[dt3]

Just using my first name

Harrison Ford

While Harrison is a bit older than our fine core of males, he is like fine wine. Plus, he had the coolest roles, including Indiana Jones, Han Solo, and Jack Ryan. If that weren't enough, he makes ton of money. He is the most famous failed carpenter since Jesus Christ.


I love Indiana Jones.

:24:!

 

[SRC]

Oh my frickin' God! I just plugged in my first name, Robert, and this is who popped up! It's destiny! It's fate! Excuse me, but I've gotta go to the bathroom now.....

Jessica Alba

This Dark Angel was born in 1981. Angela (our Director of Publicity) claims that she was among the final round choices for the role that has made Jessica Alba famous. Cameron has a track record of sleeping with his lead actresses…we'll just leave it at that.

So you're excited at the prospect of contracting herpies? Because rumor has it that from all her random sexual escapades that she claims to have .. she's picked that (among other things probably) up for herself.

lol

 

[Haus]

When i type in my Birth name i get Gwen Stafanni.
When i type in Haus i get Marge Simpson
when i type in Bill i get Britney Spears
and when i type in Billy i get.... Ummmm never mind. lol damn :wtf:

 

[UncleBacon]

Anna Kournikova

Anna has never won a single tennis tournament-like we care!!! She is Russia's greatest to the West since vodka. Predictably, her ranking as a babe is much higher than her tennis ranking which peaked at 10.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I think Bacon got the hottest one of em all!