nursey1972
Active Member
A train hits a school bus filled with catholic school girls. They are all in heaven at the gates when St. peter asks the first...
"Carrie have you ever had contact with the male argan called a penis?" she giggles and admits she once touched one with the tip of her finger. St. Peter tells her to put the tip of her finger into the holy water & pass through the gates.
Next St. Peter asks:
"Tina, have you ever had contact with the male organ called a penis?" she admits that she once touched one with the palm of her hand... St. Peter tells her to put her hand into the holy water & pass through the gates...
all of a sudden there is a commotion towards the back of the line.. Maria is cutting to the front of the line.. St. Peter asks "Maria what's the rus?"
Maria says.. "If I have to gargle with the holy water I want to do it before Charity has to submerge her ass in it!!"
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"Carrie have you ever had contact with the male argan called a penis?" she giggles and admits she once touched one with the tip of her finger. St. Peter tells her to put the tip of her finger into the holy water & pass through the gates.
Next St. Peter asks:
"Tina, have you ever had contact with the male organ called a penis?" she admits that she once touched one with the palm of her hand... St. Peter tells her to put her hand into the holy water & pass through the gates...
all of a sudden there is a commotion towards the back of the line.. Maria is cutting to the front of the line.. St. Peter asks "Maria what's the rus?"
Maria says.. "If I have to gargle with the holy water I want to do it before Charity has to submerge her ass in it!!"
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