Cant sleep!!!!

[Veronica]

My brain WONT turn off.. and technically, I have to wait for my clothes to dry before I lay down for the night.. I have to be up in 5 hours to go to work and I cant seem to get my ass to fall asleep!!

Not to mention, I am really freaking horny!! I need matt to come home NOW!

I hope I didnt just offend anyone. lol

 

[SRC]

toys are your friend .. see rep for rest LOL

 

[gLing]

When my brain won't turn off I just try and imagine a blank white white sheet of paper. It usually calms the mind pretty fast.

 

[Veronica]

toys are your friend .. see rep for rest LOL

My bullet isnt doing the trick anymore..

 

[Veronica]

toys are your friend .. see rep for rest LOL

ohhh... Nice. Thanks

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

bullet??? Vs you need a rabbit!

 

[Veronica]

I have a dolphin.. but its just NOT the same. Lol

 

[SRC]

2 words

the tongue

I'd post a link, but this isn't the underground LOL

 

[Veronica]

hmm... the tongue.. (send link to pm box please. lol)

I guess I really need to TRY to get sleep since I only have alittle time left to actually sleep.

 

[Boomer]

All you need is yer fingers and the proper lubrication baby.

 

[Keight]

Didnt offend me... ive been feeling that way most of the day *sigh*

 

[SRC]

LOL .. PM sent

 

[Boomer]

Didnt offend me... ive been feeling that way most of the day *sigh*

BABY!!!!! I love you!

 

[c_squared]

Iam not offended either. there are a many times that i feel like i cannot sleep for whatever reason.

 

[Keight]

BABY!!!!! I love you!

Awww I love you too

 

[ssl]

y...e....a...h....


um....




bye!

 

[Maulds]

Nice thread.

V throw your vag a combo. Hit it high with the bullet then sneak the ol dolphin into play. You have my permission to imagine me jumping rope naked.

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

You guys are so freakin funny.

Once again, a round of applause.

 

[Maulds]

Look at his eyes, he really means that shit

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

Yeah, he's damn serious about his clapping.