A man walks into a cannibal restaurant and looks at the menu. “Excuse me,” he says to the waiter. “If an Englishman costs 50 beads, a German costs 50 beads and an Italian costs 50 beads, why on earth does a Frenchman cost 600 beads?”
The waiter replies: “Have you ever tried to clean a Frenchman?”
The waiter replies: “Have you ever tried to clean a Frenchman?”
