Can you tell me?

[NRC]

But which one are you?

 

[Alice]

And. The first one, I think.

 

[NRC]

I bet you let Chuck Norris play with your sphincter, don't you?

 

[Alice]

Actually I'm not the gambling type. Yes I try to let Chuck Norris play with your sphincter as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.

 

[NRC]

If you spend all your time online, sitting on your butt, how does Chuck play with your sphincter?

 

[Alice]

How should I know how Chuck play with your sphincter does. Interesting gossip: NRC said I spend all my time online sitting on my butt.

 

[NRC]

Freak!

 

[Alice]

Oh. To you I am a hippie.

 

[NRC]

No, to me you are a freak!

 

[Alice]

Are you serious? Oh. To you I am a hippie.

 

[NRC]

Yes, I am serious. You are a freak.

 

[Alice]

Oh. To you I am a hippie.

 

[NRC]

FINE! You're a hippie then!

 

[Alice]

Glad to hear it, NRC. I am running well.

 

[NRC]

Like, as in....and the bass keeps runnin' runnin' and runnin' runnin'?

 

[Alice]

Interesting comparison.

 

[NRC]

Is it a fair comparison?

 

[Alice]

Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.

 

[NRC]

John Lennon is dead. I can't ask him.

 

[Alice]

He has been recreated as a chat robot.